Looneyville, Texas, United States Superthread

[bono_212]

"A cat is like a kid, except it never grows up and moves away"....

...
...right...

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because cats DIE after they turn 18 instead....


...great analogy.

 

[liamcool]

I'm watching SPECTRE. In a cinema. Cinemas are extortion. I paid $30, before dinner, by myself, and I even smuggled in my own chocolate.

 

[LemonMelon]

But for a moment we had to be afraid that her Landlord (who apparently stalks around outside her house all day) showed up to EVIIIiICCccTTTT HEERRRRRR.

Nobody likes landlords, so it's scary. I think that's the crux of it.

Next up: a dentist breathes menacingly into a receiver.

 

[LemonMelon]

Aww, we're not going to get to meet the faceless characters they're trying to set her up with? I knew 2 hours wasn't enough for this plot.

 

[bono_212]

Ahhh Hallmark, you cads! Didn't tell me this was going to be one of the classic, "Girl pretends she's dating guy to make herself not look so lonely and then has to convince guy to convince family they're dating so that she doesn't even look more pathetic." plot.

My favorite.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm watching SPECTRE. In a cinema. Cinemas are extortion. I paid $30, before dinner, by myself, and I even smuggled in my own chocolate.

Get off your phone, Liam. You're being rude.

 

[bono_212]

Get off your phone, Liam. You're being rude.

Says the man who CoNstANTLY checks his phone when we go out to the movies, despite how many times I've gone, "AHEMMMMM" each time you do it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Says the man who CoNstANTLY checks his phone when we go out to the movies, despite how many times I've gone, "AHEMMMMM" each time you do it.

I never said I wasn't being rude.

 

[bono_212]

"You can't find what you're not looking for."

Fantastic.

 

[bono_212]

OK, I'm gonna put it out there, this actress seems profoundly sad. Like...she doesn't seem like a great actress, but every time she's telling some kind of story that has this underlying depression to it, she comes off incredibly convincing.

 

[LemonMelon]

Was that...Italian? Were they speaking in tongues?

 

[bono_212]

OH God NO. She's telling her cat about the man she has the hots for but knows will never love her.



Ohhhh God, she said all we need is you and me to her CAT.

 

[bono_212]

Was that...Italian? Were they speaking in tongues?

 

[LemonMelon]

"All I need for Christmas is my cat"

Oh just kill yourself already. It's OK.

 

[liamcool]

Get off your phone, Liam. You're being rude.

Twenty minutes of preroll ads! The best part about going to the movies alone is being able to put headphones and just ignore them.

 

[bono_212]

Twenty minutes of preroll ads! The best part about going to the movies alone is being able to put headphones and just ignore them.

Ads are my favorite part

 

[bono_212]

Holy shit, there are some profoundly depressed people in this film. Apparently if she doesn't find a date to this Christmas party, her friend believe she will die alone surrounded by cats and dogs...

 

[liamcool]

Ads are my favorite part

Our ads aren't very good we just get the same ads that are on TV, and then a few trailers that are generally neat, but not incredible.

 

[bono_212]

Wow, she apparently had three people swipe right on her in about .2 milliseconds of her profile being put up on this faux dating site.

 

[bono_212]

Our ads aren't very good we just get the same ads that are on TV, and then a few trailers that are generally neat, but not incredible.

Oh I definitely meant the trailers, not ads.

 

[LemonMelon]

Twenty minutes of preroll ads! The best part about going to the movies alone is being able to put headphones and just ignore them.

This happened to me when I saw Inside Out by myself. It was at this shitty dollar theater hellhole and the screen was about 10 feet across. They tried to argue that the news they were displaying was exclusive and cutting edge.

One day I'll write a story about a guy who only keeps up with current events through movie theater preroll ads.

 

[bono_212]

This happened to me when I saw Inside Out by myself. It was at this shitty dollar theater hellhole and the screen was about 10 feet across. They tried to argue that the news they were displaying was exclusive and cutting edge.

One day I'll write a story about a guy who only keeps up with current events through movie theater preroll ads.

That sounds like quite the challenge...I...I'm intrigued.

 

[bono_212]

ok...this girl is clearly mentally unstable. She thinks a cat is dangerous cause it batted at her. She thinks you can't go on vacations if you own a cat. She thinks....just the most absurd statement about cats I've ever heard.

 

[liamcool]

This happened to me when I saw Inside Out by myself. It was at this shitty dollar theater hellhole and the screen was about 10 feet across. They tried to argue that the news they were displaying was exclusive and cutting edge.

One day I'll write a story about a guy who only keeps up with current events through movie theater preroll ads.

That is a fucking brilliant idea.

We've hit the 10 minute mark without seeing a single trailer yet. You could have an informed view about Estonia by now!

 

[bono_212]

Oh my God, at the lowest point of this lead girl's life, the tv threw an emergency broadcast signal at us. I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW SHE RESPONDED TO BEING FIRED .

 

[LemonMelon]

Hahaha saved by a required weekly test!

Who knew that a black screen with a red bar and irritating music could be an improvement. Maybe U2 should have stuck HTDAAB in the middle of a Hallmark movie.

 

[bono_212]

OH, it wasn't on the DVR, it kicked us out of the DVR to force us to watch the test.

 

[liamcool]

A Google Maps ad? In 2015?

 

[liamcool]

HEY IT'S WILLlAM SHATNER IN A PAY TV AD

 

[LemonMelon]

A Google Maps ad? In 2015?

Buy cell phones! They're useful!