DreamOutLoud13
Blue Crack Addict
I have crampsSup, guys.
Boy, I have a headache.
I have crampsSup, guys.
Boy, I have a headache.
Do you have that saved, or bookmarked?
Hey Bonnie
What did you do to cause this headache?
I have cramps
I have cramps
Didn't effect my typing much, but if you go back I imagine it worked a treat as a truth serum.
I had five screwdrivers last night, Ian. I wanted to get rid of a bottle of vodka that's been in my bedroom for a while, you see.
Didn't effect my typing much, but if you go back I imagine it worked a treat as a truth serum.
The impending doom of menstruation.From what?
Be glad you don't read my livejournal.Oooh, there's too much information.
The impending doom of menstruation.
At least I'm not pregnant though.
Be glad you don't read my livejournal.
Oh, by the way, it happened again. The same plane arrived twice while I was spotting at the airport
The impending doom of menstruation.
Be glad you don't read my livejournal.
I'm gonna be getting on it quite soon. The appointment's been made.Oh lord. Are you on the pill? That helps with that.
Ew, no. But I do tend to talk about embarrassing and personal stuff.What, you use the blood to make art like some people apparently do and post it?
What, you use the blood to make art like some people apparently do and post it?
Ew, no. But I do tend to talk about embarrassing and personal stuff.
Today's entry was a good one. A little TMI, but mostly funny. Last night I had two separate mishaps with a bottle of lube. First I accidentally kneeled on it, 'causing it to squirt out on the bed and smear onto my knee (the funniest part was that it was 'Good Head' flavoured lube, leading to a quip: "But I don't think it's supposed to go on my knees!") and then later, forgetting that I'd had it on my hands, I rubbed my eye, and ACK ACK IT BURNS!!!! Lube + eyes = BAD.
What the fuck, Ax?
Although Kurt Cobain apparently used to make art using his shit, or something. Fucking Kurt Cobain!
Yeah, they're called In Utero and Nevermind.
Yeah, those are those crazy women who call it their 'moon time' and whatnot. They're nuts. The only good thing about having a period is that it means you're not pregnant. There is nothing at all pleasant about leaking blood and tissue for several days. Not to mention all the little aches, pains, mood swings, and laundry issues that go with it.I do hope I at least grossed Ian out with the thought. I once had this person on my friends list who was a rabid hyper-feminist who thought that ANYBODY grossed out by the thought of using menstrual blood for artwork simply had to be a terribly sexist individual. I recall some proclamation of it being "the most pure womanly expression" or something like that.
I'll keep that in mind in ten years when I finally get a girlfriend.
You want in?
Hurr hurr!
The joke had to be made. Plus I just resent grunge killing whatever chance non-hair metal ever had of going mainstream.
Truth be told, all I've ever heard of Nirvana has been on the radio and I haven't felt anything strongly enough about it positively or negatively to check out any of the albums.
Yeah, those are those crazy women who call it their 'moon time' and whatnot. They're nuts. The only good thing about having a period is that it means you're not pregnant. There is nothing at all pleasant about leaking blood and tissue for several days. Not to mention all the little aches, pains, mood swings, and laundry issues that go with it.
However, as far as weird feminist things go, Tampon Henge is pretty funny:
Dude, the patriarchy had nothing to do with it. Having to carry roughly three and a half pounds of breasts on the front of my body every day since my mid teens has made me hate what it means to be a woman.Clearly, Chass, you've just been brainwashed by the patriarchy and hate what it means to be a woman.
Eh, on reflection I definitely think they were one of the better grunge groups, and probably the most deserving of the position as the quintessential band of that era, but yeah, I wouldn't think you'd get anything out of their albums. I loved them when I was 14, though!
You would probably tolerate stuff like Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog and what have you, though. See, I think that sort of thing has aged terribly (though AiC were my favourite band once upon a time), but it's more influenced by metal.
Dude, the patriarchy had nothing to do with it. Having to carry roughly three and a half pounds of breasts on the front of my body every day since my mid teens has made me hate what it means to be a woman.