well, someone such as myself could say something absolutely revolting in this thread and have it closed. i suppose thats the only surefire way one can one.
what was the kid with the classes that he hung out with. he hated everything, ran away from school and got hit on by that guy when he was hitchhiking? man was he a loser. nice mullet though. his aviator glasses were also a nice touch.
if you say something provocative to get the thread closed a mod will probably win. they usually say so if they shut it down now everybody quiet and let this thread die gently.