I don't know if I could bring myself to even parody Cockplay titles.
But let's talk about a true classic:
BED HAPPENIN' - IV
1. Black Dong
2. Cock and Hole
3. The Battle of Heavy-whore
4. Clear Way to Beavin'
5. Yeasty Mountin' Pop
6. Four Dicks
7. Blowing to California
8. When the Jimmy Breaks
There's a lady who's sure all who pimps are in gold
And she's paving a clear way to beavin'
When he gets there she blows, if other whores are closed
With a ten he can get what he came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's paving a clear way to beavin'
There's a sign on the wall but she he to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes whores need vaccining
In an alley by the bank, there's an old bird who skanks
Sometimes all of her thoughts are of reaming
Ooh, she makes the hummer
Ooh, she makes the hummer
There's a feeling I get when I look to the breasts
And my spirit is dying for beaving
In my thoughts I have seen things I'll poke through the knees
And the voices of those who stand hooking
and she makes the hummerr
really makes the hummer
And it's whispered a nooner may get you the fresh tuna
Then the pimp will lead us to pay more
And a new rate will dawn for those who last long
And the whores will echo with laughter
GUITAR SOLO
If there's a rustlin' in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just moving crabs from the Lay Queen
Yes, there are two holes you can go in, but in the long run
There's still time to spray the load around
Ooh, she makes the hummer
Ooh, Ooh, she makes the hummer
Your head is cumming and it won't slow, pillowcase is wet now
The pimp is calling you to pay him
Rear entry, can't you feel the hind blow, and did you know
Your clear way lies on the queefing quim
GUITAR SOLO
And as we wind through the ghetto
Erections taller than our souls
Streetwalks a lady we all know
Who spreads white legs and wants to show
How everything still turns to mold
And if you fist her very hard
Her tune' will close on you at last
When all have cum and cum have all
To have a cock and not to troll.
And she's paving the clear way to beavin'