LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Time for bed. Night, all.
One more, a classic:
"Our marriage is a commercial to show how normal we are."
What if her husband's okay with it? What then?
And Jen, I'm still young. Give me time. I really ought to invest in a whip though, I'm getting tired of hurting my hand. Also, spontaneous spanking in public can be dangerous when I hit his fucking wallet
bwahahahahahahah. ouch your pooor hand!.
Her hand? What about his rear ? Poor thing
Neighbour's wife:
That photo is a year old, but she's my age (23).
If my dad hadn't been RIGHT there, I would've been all over her.That won't work Jen, since the neighbor already tried that one on her own. Apparently Chass can't take a hint
God Chass, your BF makes me jeasloys . I need one .
She came over at 3 AM to borrow cooking oil.
But here's the problem: Her and her husband are quite good friends with my dad and he's ALWAYS around.
My plan is to get into the pool with her this summer and tell her how good she looks in her pink bikini....
She came over at 3 AM to borrow cooking oil.
But here's the problem: Her and her husband are quite good friends with my dad and he's ALWAYS around.
My plan is to get into the pool with her this summer and tell her how good she looks in her pink bikini....
If my dad hadn't been RIGHT there, I would've been all over her.
And Ashley, my offer still stands.
You're lucky for some resaon interference wn't let me see the resto f the msilies or you'd be getting the jaw drop smiley right now
(if you remember, remind me tomorrow to tell Khan or Sicy thaqt i can see the rst of teh smileys wihe n Ihit more)
hmm now i am frustrated by the deifinative lack of hot chicks in my neighbourhood !
umm - what are you drinking !!!
It's annoying, isn't it?