Kandahār, Afghanistan Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass
25. Vazza's postwhoring in the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. GAF is Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Rapelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. 1985, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Ian Loves Hookers, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. I Want To Be Forever Young, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Ireland, Island
106. A Room at the Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Hos!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. I wish you'd Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Piece of Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'do a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Gary Glitter Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Tawny port's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry's Rocks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. This was Spartaaaaaaaaa!!!, Wisconsin
170. Ham and Bad Cheese Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan

Now we arrive in Khanadahār, Afghanistan for the KhanadaRhodes Memorial Superthread! Since she's died having her belated birthday dinner today, it's fitting that we go walk Kandahār's roads. Also spelt Qandahār, this lovely city was founded by Alexander the Great and has grown into a major trading centre for new wave music silk, dried fruit, felt, and other products. If you wish to worship her Khanadaness, you can pray at the Mosque of the Hair of the Prophet.

Kandahar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

:fuckyeah:

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

a year has passed since i broke my nose, guys.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,001
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the tourist 286
Axver 260
KhanadaRhodes 175
coolian2 62
LemonMelon 41
gluey 33
RegularBonoFan 31
Serena Vox 29
The Sad Punk 25
Angela Harlem 20
phanan 17
Galeongirl 11
bono_212 7
blueeyedgirl 4

 

[Axver]

a year has passed since i broke my nose, guys.

This is the most important thing anybody's told me all month.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

This is the most important thing anybody's told me all month.

it's a misheard lyric from message in a bottle. years ago i went to one of those misheard lyric sites and there were so many loltastic police ones.

edit: here you go: http://kissthisguy.com/67misheard.htm

 

[Axver]

it's a misheard lyric from message in a bottle. years ago i went to one of those misheard lyric sites and there were so many loltastic police ones.

I wonder what Shamu thinks of such sites.

 

[phanan]

I made it to the new thread. Now I can get ready for work.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I wonder what Shamu thinks of such sites.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I made it to the new thread. Now I can get ready for work.

and now i can go to sleep!

 

[Galeongirl]

I FOUND A BAMBOO MAT!!!


meaning: I can start making sushi! bought some sushi rice and rice vinegar too, and got some nori here left from my soup so need some recipes for fillings

 

[Axver]

You're both piking on me.

I love that you two live only a single timezone apart, and phanan's going to work while Khan's going to sleep.

 

[Axver]

I FOUND A BAMBOO MAT!!!


meaning: I can start making sushi! bought some sushi rice and rice vinegar too, and got some nori here left from my soup so need some recipes for fillings

Oh yay, the thread won't totally die!

Though we will have to agree to disagree on the matter of sushi, I'm afraid. Besides the part where I'm allergic to seafood, it just doesn't look appetising anyway!

 

[Galeongirl]

well I can make some without seafood they're also with avocado, cucumber and other veggies/fruits!
Just looking up what I can use for filling that I have in the house atm not going out again!
I have some surimi, cucumber what else?

eating a salad now, gotta love them prepared salads!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

You're both piking on me.

I love that you two live only a single timezone apart, and phanan's going to work while Khan's going to sleep.

sorry! i'm exhausted. see ya!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Megas Alexandros motherfuckahhhs!

 

[Axver]

sorry! i'm exhausted. see ya!

You're finally tired?

Have a good one! Glad you made it to Khanadahar.

 

[Galeongirl]

sleep, makes people weak and leave superthreads!

 

[Axver]

Bonnie, didn't expect to see you around about now! But I threw in the Alexander tidbit just for you.

well I can make some without seafood they're also with avocado, cucumber and other veggies/fruits!
Just looking up what I can use for filling that I have in the house atm not going out again!
I have some surimi, cucumber what else?

eating a salad now, gotta love them prepared salads!

In general, it just doesn't look like that appealling a food. But I'd try a non-seafood one first before totally knocking it!

And you may be interested to know I'm listening to some awesome Dutch music right now. I'm willing to bet you've never heard of it either. Phlebotomized. Some of the most creative metal I know.

 

[Galeongirl]

le wut? never heard of that! meh, I'm not much a metal fan..


hi Bonnie!

I need some recipes for the sushi, cause, it says on the packages how to make them, but I'm still not entirely sure...

 

[Axver]

le wut? never heard of that! meh, I'm not much a metal fan..


hi Bonnie!

I need some recipes for the sushi, cause, it says on the packages how to make them, but I'm still not entirely sure...

Most metalheads haven't either! They made this insane death metal album that's much more symphonic and epic than a lot of the genre and makes great use of the violin. But of course their use of death growls makes this the kind of music most people would run away from.

I'm certainly going to be no help when it comes to sushi!

 

[Galeongirl]

growling eh? well it can never be worse than Chris Martin's whining

you fail! most 50s housewives would be able to help me!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Well, I'm still at my mates place, we've just been fucking around with KILkenny Cream and sa keg of dab, also you won't believe this but those typoes are due to this goddamn keyboard he hsas. You need a fucking sledgehammer to get this fucking a down.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Also, I was just throwing in Alexander's original Hellenic name for you guys.

 

[Axver]

growling eh? well it can never be worse than Chris Martin's whining

you fail! most 50s housewives would be able to help me!

I'm picky with death growls, I can't stand bands where it's an annoying, incomprehensible rumbling, but if I can understand some of it, then I dig it. But it sure as hell isn't for everyone! I used a couple of death metal tracks in the last DI tournament and lulz were had.

I thought most fifties housewives would be all Japanophobic after WWII.

 

[Axver]

Well, I'm still at my mates place, we've just been fucking around with KILkenny Cream and sa keg of dab, also you won't believe this but those typoes are due to this goddamn keyboard he hsas. You need a fucking sledgehammer to get this fucking a down.

Sign of a true Superthread addict?

And I nearly threw my keyboard out the window last night. So glad I have the Mac's keyboard as a backup.

Also, I was just throwing in Alexander's original Hellenic name for you guys.

I noticed.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Sign of a true Superthread addict?

And I nearly threw my keyboard out the window last night. So glad I have the Mac's keyboard as a backup.

These fuckers have just been posting on chatrooms the whole night while I pour them beer and liquour. So I think I'm allowed to do this.

I noticed.

 

[Axver]

These fuckers have just been posting on chatrooms the whole night while I pour them beer and liquour. So I think I'm allowed to do this.

That sounds like a nerdy booze-up.

Speaking of people posting and drinking, Ian definitely must've passed out ...

 

[Galeongirl]

I thought most fifties housewives would be all Japanophobic after WWII.

not japanese housewives!

 

[Axver]

not japanese housewives!

Because I look so Japanese.