the comments in here are funny as hell.
anyway for those who are actually reading and not pitching tents and being the master of their domain, here is another read for you:
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Jess is all woman
Sid Billington
'Ain't nothing like the real thing
Calm down, folks. Wholesome sexpot Jessica Simpson has confirmed that her glorious assets are the real thing.
Phew!
If you’ve clocked her video for These Boots Are Made For Walking on MegaStar, you’ll know that every inch of the little lady appears to be in working order.
But Jess is upset that jealous folk have been saying her puppies are fakes.
"Mine are definitely real. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them," she confesses.
"Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."
And they match your lovely hair, too.
Of course, this is all wonderful publicity for her forthcoming flick The Dukes Of Hazzard, which has just overtaken The Wedding Crashers to top the US box office.
Jess has also been criticised by Bible bashers, who say her behaviour isn’t fitting for the daughter of a former Baptist minister. But dad Joe has leapt to her defence.
"When we were in church work, they (my daughters) wore bikinis and short shorts.
"People in the church got mad at me then, but we believe that what's in the heart is more important than what's on the outside."
Amen.
Meanwhile, according to JoBlo website, ancient hunk Kevin Costner reckons the bikini-filling ditz would be perfect in a remake of cheesefest, The Bodyguard.
Bucket of water for the old-timer!
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