ItsOfficial#If a pussycat and a cockroach had a baby...

[easytiger]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Chizip]

one problem

i dont have a camero

so the thing makes no sense whatsoever

 

[Bonochick]

Steal one, Einstein.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Bonochick]

Exactly!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

MK makes me wanna jitterbug
I would give that girl a hug
But I don't wanna catch anything
That she contracted in the West Wing

Sometimes I think that it was wrong
That I broke in your house to steal your thong
But I can't help the things I do
MK, I am in love with you

Or maybe I'm just hungry for some Cheetos
Tacos, nachos, and burritos
You'd look hot in a sombrero
Let's make out in Chizip's Camero

I guess you do give me lusty thoughts
So let's go do some Jell-O shots
Perhaps then you'll start to strip
And maybe...just maybe...I'll see a nip

you cheating bitch!!!

 

[Bonochick]

I only did it because she forced me at gunpoint.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I only did it because she forced me at gunpoint.

ok fine you're forgiven... hows bouts a hug?

 

[Bonochick]

May I touch your ass?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

May I touch your ass?

i'll allow it.

and on a side note, i do believe "Ode to Headache" should be shared in Dream Out Loud with the rest of the oh so wonderful poetry.

 

[Bonochick]

I wouldn't dare make a mockery of that forum.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

that hurts

 

[Bonochick]

I insulted myself...so why should that hurt you?

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

you cheating bitch

 

[Bonochick]

Feel free to kill me.

 

[Bonochick]

Or go for a threesome.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Bonochick]

Well?

 

[bonomofo]

Or go for a threesome.

 

[Bonochick]

Is that what it takes to get a reply around here?

 

[Chizip]

yes, everytime i want a reply i have to be part of a threesome

why do you think cujo and mofo respond to all my threads?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I wrote you a little poem:

*clears thought*

Ode To Headache

Somedays I get so sad
And somedays I feel so mad
And other days I feel very bad
When I remember the love that I had
With a saucy New York lad
Who I had begun to think a cad
But now I miss him more than a tad

Oh, Headache
You make my heart ache
And my butt ache
But that might be another issue

My life is an earthquake
Without my dear Headache
This pain, I cannot take
Will you please pass a tissue?

Wait...why is it so sticky?
Is this something icky?
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I still love you

Headache

My dear, sweet Headache

 

[Bonochick]

I must say...I really love this thread.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

thus why i bumped it

 

[JessicaAnn]

I miss MK!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i miss poems written about me

 

[Chizip]

stop being a pussycock

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

stop changing your avatar