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Bonochick said:
I wanted to marry Headache, but he issued his 13th restraining order against me. Once it hits 13, I stop all pursuit. I mean, I don't want to look like a clingy loser.

how many times do i have to tell you... my a.d.d. prevents me from answering iMs and stuff when i'm at home. so you're still at just 12 restraining orders.
 
Headache in a Suitcase said:


how many times do i have to tell you... my a.d.d. prevents me from answering iMs and stuff when i'm at home. so you're still at just 12 restraining orders.

BC ... it sounds like you still have some hope.
 
I wrote you a little poem:

*clears thought*

Ode To Headache

Somedays I get so sad
And somedays I feel so mad
And other days I feel very bad
When I remember the love that I had
With a saucy New York lad
Who I had begun to think a cad
But now I miss him more than a tad

Oh, Headache
You make my heart ache
And my butt ache
But that might be another issue

My life is an earthquake
Without my dear Headache
This pain, I cannot take
Will you please pass a tissue?

Wait...why is it so sticky?
Is this something icky?
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I still love you

Headache

My dear, sweet Headache

:heart:
 
this thread has really derailed from the original issue at hand

would it be called a pussycock, a cockpussy, a catroach, a roachcat, a pussyroach, or a cockcat??????
 
Bonochick said:
I wrote you a little poem:

*clears thought*

Ode To Headache

Somedays I get so sad
And somedays I feel so mad
And other days I feel very bad
When I remember the love that I had
With a saucy New York lad
Who I had begun to think a cad
But now I miss him more than a tad

Oh, Headache
You make my heart ache
And my butt ache
But that might be another issue

My life is an earthquake
Without my dear Headache
This pain, I cannot take
Will you please pass a tissue?

Wait...why is it so sticky?
Is this something icky?
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I still love you

Headache

My dear, sweet Headache

:heart:

best... post... ever... :flirt:
 
bk, that was a lovely song. despite being about headache. :drool:

and i do believe that the picture of the cheeseball sucking guy is our own pussycock, mr. chizip. :|
 
this thread isnt about songs

please read the FAQs

youre supposed to stay within the topics of threads
 
MK makes me wanna jitterbug
I would give that girl a hug
But I don't wanna catch anything
That she contracted in the West Wing

Sometimes I think that it was wrong
That I broke in your house to steal your thong
But I can't help the things I do
MK, I am in love with you

Or maybe I'm just hungry for some Cheetos
Tacos, nachos, and burritos
You'd look hot in a sombrero
Let's make out in Chizip's Camero

I guess you do give me lusty thoughts
So let's go do some Jell-O shots
Perhaps then you'll start to strip
And maybe...just maybe...I'll see a nip

:drool:
 
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Bonochick said:
MK makes me wanna jitterbug
I would give that girl a hug
But I don't wanna catch anything
That she contracted in the West Wing

Sometimes I think that it was wrong
That I broke in your house to steal your thong
But I can't help the things I do
MK, I am in love with you

Or maybe I'm just hungry for some Cheetos
Tacos, nachos, and burritos
You'd look hot in a sombrero
Let's make out in Chizip's Camero

I guess you do give me lusty thoughts
So let's go dome some Jell-O shots
Perhaps then you'll start to strip
And maybe...just maybe...I'll see a nip

:drool:



HOLY. SHIT.

I am in awe.

True awe.
 

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