Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
older bands are often biased against as mainstream. newer bands are often seen as cutting-edge and hip. talent is less relevant than the factor above.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
it's time for "ask whortense"
- Thread starter Bathtime Fun Whortense
- Start date
The friendliest place on the web for anyone that follows U2.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
older bands are often biased against as mainstream. newer bands are often seen as cutting-edge and hip. talent is less relevant than the factor above.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
stretch trunks.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
mikal
Blue Crack Addict
How did I end up so good looking with such ugly parents?
You think I'll ever get banned from this forum?
Will U2 ever come to Green Bay?
When will I die?
How do you know all this shit?
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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono
You think I'll ever get banned from this forum?
Will U2 ever come to Green Bay?
When will I die?
How do you know all this shit?
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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
Originally posted by TripThruUreWires:
Why do i keep ending up with these "spontaneous" bruises? Look, i don't play rough. I don't get it.
you need to be tested for vitamin and mineral deficiencies. you are likely missing necessary elements for proper body repair, and, thus, are more susceptible to major illness.
how fecking long does Bathtime Fun Whoretense sleep for? Start answering some of these pressing questions you little tart!
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1) because i'm very smart
2) 8-12 hours a day, depending
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
now she does.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
peanut butter, as jelly is just complete simple sugars, which leads to insulin sensitivity through time. peanut butter, at least, has some nutritional value.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
yes.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
TheU2
Refugee
Is Whortense and TheU2 the same person?
CRPK on the MT
CRPK on the MT
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
an excellent question, rougerum.
herpes simplex is a common and usually mild infection. it can cause "cold sores" or "fever blisters" on the mouth or face--what is called oral herpes. it can also cause similar symptoms in the genital area, which is known as genital herpes.
a virus causes herpes--either herpes simplex type 1 (hsv-1) or herpes simplex type 2 (hsv-2). it is different from other common viral infections because once it is introduced it lives in the body over a lifetime, often without symptoms or with periodic symptoms. this is called "latency.". the virus can travel the nerve pathways in a part of the body and hide away, sleeping, in the nerve roots for long periods of time. Even though hsv may not cause "cold sores" or genital signs or symptoms at the moment, it can still cause symptoms later.
the first episode
when a person is first infected with hsv-1 or hsv-2 the immune system is not well developed and the virus can multiply more quickly and spread to more places than it might later. first symptoms can be uncomfortable and usually happen within two weeks after the virus is transmitted. However, some people have a first episode so mild they don't notice it. some people have no symptoms. when a symptom does occur, it could be a later episode or "reactivation"--noticed months or years later.
first episodes:
-can take 4-6 weeks to heal fully
-may be the most extreme outbreak a person will ever have
-may cause small pimples or blisters (lesions), which will crust over and scab like a cut
-can have a second crop of lesions that appear
-may cause flu-like symptoms: fever, swollen glands in lymph nodes near groin
-vary with each person: may be obvious or hard to see, painful or unrecognized
frequent genital herpes symptoms
signs and symptoms will vary person by person, and from one episode to the next. some people who have latent herpes infection never experience signs or symptoms. some people have such mild symptoms that they may not recognize the infection for many years. for others, outbreaks can be repeated often and cause extreme discomfort. these are some common signs of recurrent outbreaks.
recurrent outbreaks:
-breaks or irregularities in the skin, such as a cut, red bump or rash
-small sores or classic blisters that form a crust
-may occur anywhere in the region between the legs--thigh, buttocks, anus, or pubis
-healing occurs in half the time as the first outbreak
genital herpes without symptoms? yes
researchers have learned that the herpes virus can become active without causing signs or symptoms. This is called "asymptomatic shedding" and "subclinical" shedding. another term is simply "unrecognized" herpes. even people who know they have recurring outbreaks also can have outbreaks that are unrecognized--and not be aware that the virus has reactivated.
unrecognized herpes is important because:
-some lesions are unnoticed because they occur in spots we never look;
-some lesions are mistaken for something else--such as an ingrown hair; and
-some lesions are so small they can't be seen with the human eye.
mistaken symptoms
many people can have very subtle forms of recurring herpes that heal quickly, in a matter of days. These can be found on the penis, vulva, near the anus, on the thigh, on the buttocks--anywhere in or around the genital area. people mistake herpes outbreaks for:
-insect bites
-jock itch
-abrasions or razor burn
-yeast infections
-hemorrhoids
-ingrown hair follicles
warning Signs: prodrome
in the early phase of a recurring episode, many people feel an itching, tingling or painful feeling in the area where the lesions will develop. this can include pain in the buttocks, back of legs or even lower back. the prodrome often happens a day or two before an outbreak.
how often does a herpes episode occur and why?
how often a person gets a herpes outbreak depends upon the hsv type and how long the infection has resided in the body. herpes triggers are poorly understood by scientists and appear to be highly individual. research shows that lengthy exposure to strong sunlight can trigger oral herpes. triggers for genital herpes include surgical trauma and excessive friction in the genital area. with time, people begin to recognize what will trigger an outbreak in their own bodies.
hsv-2: people who have a strong first episode usually can expect to have several recurrences a year with typical symptoms. the average number of recurrences or outbreaks is four to five. people with hsv-2 can also expect to have unrecognized outbreaks. these unrecognized outbreaks probably occur less often than symptomatic outbreaks, but account for about one-third of all reactivation. usually, the first year has the most viral activity.
hsv-1: with type 1 infection, people may have a marked first episode in the genital area, but they are much less likely to have outbreaks in the first year. recurrences are usually once a year and the rates of unrecognized herpes reactivation are lower, too.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Calluna
Rock n' Roll Doggie
I want to be just like Bathtime Fun Whortense when I grow up.
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Remember the goul.
Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes
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Remember the goul.
Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
he likes you and doctorwho, in a manlove way.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Calluna
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Eek! I didn't know my response was going to follow the herpes explanation!
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Remember the goul.
Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes
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Remember the goul.
Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes
TheU2
Refugee
Am I Whoretense?
CK is getting tense waiting for response.
CK again
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
they are coalescent in every fashion, down to their intimacies. bearess, for instance, llearns through tactual idiosyncrasity. mlle. behemoth, in a facsimical modus operandi, likes to accessorize her handbag with wide, louis xiv lace. i think the connection is obvious.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
U2Bama
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Not that I'm homophobic or anything, but what does it mean when DiamondBruno8 says "Even Bama and doctorwho are sexy"?
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
he loves you very much. watch out for random scottish football women who run past your door. you never know when a female celtic fan might catch his fancy.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Flaming Friar Sr
Refugee
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hmm close - the only correct answer could have been because she said so herself (in loving remembrance of the bearess)
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~stadtmueller
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
1) genetics is a combination of traits and how they meld within 1 individual. also the average individual has 8 mutations, mostly in somatic junk DNA, but sometimes there are exceptions.
2) you will likely tempt fate, and get temporarily banned at a point in time, but you will never get permanently banned.
3) no
4) when you have successfully learned what you are meant to learn in this life
5) i picked it up here and there
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
no, but whortense can flip her eyelids too.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
TripThruUreWires
I serve MacPhisto
Bathtub Fun Whoretense, can we frollic together in the tub? I guarantee we'll have a gay old time.
Rouge and his STD's. what a guy!
Rouge and his STD's. what a guy!
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
he thinks everyone is sexy, and it is his ambiguous claim to fame on the forum.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
while a lesbian experience would be fitting of a pornographic film or the latest episode of "friends," i do respectfully decline your invitation.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Bathtime Fun Whortense
The Fly
that's all for "ask whortense" tonight. feel free to ask questions, and i will do my next installment tomorrow.
good night.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
good night.
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
Will Flaming Friar Sr. be banned? Again?
Why is the sky blue? Answer that one.
And what comes first the chicken or the egg?
Why is the sky blue? Answer that one.
And what comes first the chicken or the egg?
mikal
Blue Crack Addict
How did the word "bitch" become so common used when it's true meaning is "female dog"?
Who is your favorite mod?
How tall am I?
What high school did I graduate from?
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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono
Who is your favorite mod?
How tall am I?
What high school did I graduate from?
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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono
SweetOnU2
the invisible woman
I promise!!! *runs to go Tinkle*
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But you take what you can get
'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh, you know there's something more
But tonight, tonight, tonight
(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica*.???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)
SweetOnU2
the invisible woman
*comes back* Awww, talk about relief!!
Whortense I have 2 more Q's:
1) How do Porcupines have sex?
2) What can I do from falling asleep during my English class?
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But you take what you can get
'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh, you know there's something more
But tonight, tonight, tonight
(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica*.???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)
[This message has been edited by SweetOnU2 (edited 11-08-2001).]
Whortense I have 2 more Q's:
1) How do Porcupines have sex?
2) What can I do from falling asleep during my English class?
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But you take what you can get
'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh, you know there's something more
But tonight, tonight, tonight
(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica*.???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)
[This message has been edited by SweetOnU2 (edited 11-08-2001).]
wannabe
War Child
I dunno if it has been asked, but...is rigging the microwave door so you can cook with it wide open a bad thing???
zooropamanda
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
dOeS wHoReTeNsE eNjOy HeR nEw PlAcE/rOlE iN iNtErLaNd?
wHo rEaLly iS tHe RiDdlEr?
wIlL i EvEr AcCePt My LoOks AnD bE aBlE tO sMiLe WhEn I sEe A mIrRoR?
WhY dOnT i HaVe AnY cOnFiDeNce?
wIlL u2 ToUr AuStRaLiA eVeR aGaIn?
wHo rEaLly iS tHe RiDdlEr?
wIlL i EvEr AcCePt My LoOks AnD bE aBlE tO sMiLe WhEn I sEe A mIrRoR?
WhY dOnT i HaVe AnY cOnFiDeNce?
wIlL u2 ToUr AuStRaLiA eVeR aGaIn?
christiana
New Yorker
What's a Whortense?
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