It's officially a redneck

[~LadyLemon~]

I had to drive way out in the boonies yesterday for work, and for a while I was behind a big old red truck. At a stop I was able to read what printed on his back window:

"Diesel smoke makes me horny"

*shudder*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Did he have a mullet?

 

[BAW]

*dies laughing*

 

[zoney!]

I am speechless.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[verte76]

No comment.

 

[Bonochick]

I thought diesel smoke made everybody horny.

 

[zoney!]

did he have Michigan plates...because if he did, there is no question about the whole "redneck" thing.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Nope, no mullet. He looked like he was in 40s or something like that. I hope he doesn't have kids--can you imagine somebody taking their kids to school in a truck like that?? What a nightmare!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

did he have Michigan plates...because if he did, there is no question about the whole "redneck" thing.

I would shake my fist at you or something, but then I'd be doing that out of false pretenses. It's sad, but true.

 

[Bonochick]

Back home, my best friend Kim and I used to drive around and laugh at bumper stickers.

I think our favorite was "God's last name isn't dammit!"

 

[Ody]

1010 is a palindrome

 

[Salome]

indeedly

 

[Bonochick]

1010 is a palindrome

No it's not!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Back home, my best friend Kim and I used to drive around and laugh at bumper stickers.

I think our favorite was "God's last name isn't dammit!"

My grandpa's brother is a minister, and he used to have one of those frame things around his license plate that said "Contrary to popular belief, God's last name is not damn".

Speaking of bumper stickers, one time my friend and I spotted a car parked on our town square that was covered in bumper stickers that promoted breast feeding

And no, I did not have a camera on me that day! It was disturbingly funny.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Every time I see one of those 'Jesus Loves You' bumper stickers, I get so engrossed in wondering why people put them on I nearly rear end every car which has one.

Ironic?