IO: I live under a bridge

[Irvine511]

it was like a gangbang of joy for me.

is there any other kind?

 

[impy13]

I enjoy personal privacy and the right to do as I please under my bridge, so occasionally I'll yell at people to get away from my bridge when they walk by my bridge because I don't want my personal privacy or my right to do as I please under my bridge to be compromised.

 

[phillyfan26]

My grandmother used to tell me about the importance of personal privacy. She's pretty old. She says old people things like "golly" and "gee whiz."

 

[Angela Harlem]

I once swam with Anthony Keidis and Flea. I didn't mean to swim with them, but it happened accidently anyway. So I swam with them.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Did you know you shouldn't drown fleas? Once you've brushed them off your pet's coat onto newspaper, you should wrap up the paper and burn it.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

yes... if you put fleas into the toilet they may jump up and bite your ass next time you take a shit.

 

[phillyfan26]

My dog has had fleas. I decided to get some products to help him with his fleas. Since getting those products, he has not had many problems with fleas.

 

[LMP]

I got the dog by someone not paying the troll toll. I asked him to pay the toll and he didn't, so I got his dog.

 

[Diemen]

My toll pass balance was running low, so when I went over the bridge yesterday, it said "Low balance." I added some more money to it today, and now the balance is fine.

 

[LMP]

Good thing there's enough room under the bridge, I heard there's going to be some riots in Chicago soon.

 

[No spoken words]

I once went to a Chicago concert, to hear how they sounded when they put on a concert. Peter Cetera never made eye contact with me, so I thought he was bashful, but that could have been because he is shy. I liked the show overall because I thought the songs were good and so I enjoyed the concert.

I want to mentor someone.

 

[LMP]

You have to pay it because it hasn't been paid yet. The toll has yet to be paid.

5. Loaded with great songs.

 

[phillyfan26]

I heard a song in a store the other day. I liked it. It was catchy. I think it was the catchiness that made me like it, because I tend to like catchy music. Sometimes I don't, but usually I do. This time, I did.

 

[hiphop]

I´ve spent some nights under a bridge drinking. Does that count?

 

[No spoken words]

It does count.

I like People magazine because it is a magazine about people and I am a person so this gives me a chance to read about others that are similar to me in that they are people so I read People because I am a people.

 

[Imperor]

I'm glad you bumped this thread. I enjoy reading it and having it bumped makes it easier to find in case I want to read it for enjoyment, so I'm glad you bumped this thread.

 

[theedgeu2]

I spent New Year's under a bridge, alone. I am alone under a bridge celebrating New Year's. It's cold.

 

[corianderstem]

I totally don't understand what this thread is all about, so I opened the thread to see if I could figure out what this thread is all about, and now that I've read this thread, I still totally don't understand what this thread is about.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm hoping 2010 is a good year. Usually I'm happy when years are good, so that's why I'm hoping 2010 is also a good year.

 

[LMP]

I would go into the Superthread if I got bored and hated myself, I don't hate myself so I don't go into the Superthread. I'm also not bored, though my back itches. The Godfather. Ron Perlman. Naples. I love games. That's a bingo. I should not be online right now.

 

[No spoken words]

I like to eat paste because it tastes good and makes me feel different than I did before I ate the paste so I eat the paste because I like it. Also, checkers is a hard game. I like tic-tac-toe.

 

[coolian2]

an entire chicken

 

[coolian2]

rain again, the dog got wet and i yelled at him

 

[coolian2]

my elbow

 

[coolian2]

mighty boosh tickets

 

[coolian2]

let the dog in

 

[No spoken words]

fruit loops

 

[coolian2]

a muumuu

 

[No spoken words]

sweatpants and a poncho

ETA - damnit

 

[coolian2]

had noel fieldings love child