Top Ten Reasons Why Crystal is a Loser:
10) At twenty seven still lives with mum.
9) Never had a boyfriend.
8) Friends always flake on her. Leaving her home on Saturday nights. Unless she begs and bribes them with money.
7) On Myspace only has 22 friends, most of which aren't really friends, just adds that don't even make comments on her.
6) Is unemployed and uneducated, received at least fifty rejection letters from prospective employers.
5) Has no skills. Can't play any musical instrument or do any sport.
4) Majority of email inbox is spam. 99.9% SPAM.
3) No one loves her, she hasn't heard one "I love you" in about 8 months and 2 days and 3 hours. And it was from a drunken family member the last time.
2) Sometimes gets a guy to ask for her number. But when he gets the number, he doesn't even call.
and the # 1 reason?
1) Loses at Solitaire.
10) At twenty seven still lives with mum.
9) Never had a boyfriend.
8) Friends always flake on her. Leaving her home on Saturday nights. Unless she begs and bribes them with money.
7) On Myspace only has 22 friends, most of which aren't really friends, just adds that don't even make comments on her.
6) Is unemployed and uneducated, received at least fifty rejection letters from prospective employers.
5) Has no skills. Can't play any musical instrument or do any sport.
4) Majority of email inbox is spam. 99.9% SPAM.
3) No one loves her, she hasn't heard one "I love you" in about 8 months and 2 days and 3 hours. And it was from a drunken family member the last time.
2) Sometimes gets a guy to ask for her number. But when he gets the number, he doesn't even call.
and the # 1 reason?
1) Loses at Solitaire.