Interference Fantasy Basketball... I can't believe it's not hockey.

[Hewson]

Garnett's my only real player....you'll hafta make one hell ofan offer for him.

Officer Barbrady, I call shenanigans.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

webber for houston... done

have fun when he's out 3 months come december

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

so we swiped one player comming off minor knee surgery (houston) for one comming off major knee surgery (webber)... yayyyyy

 

[Cajun]

Wow my team's pretty fn decent! I got Dirk and Nash like I wanted. Also Billups, Stackhouse, Mashburn, Marbury, Brand

Not bad at all

 

[Hewson]

I got Webber...yaaayyyy.

 

[bono_man2002]

i think i missed the draft......
but i'm registed!

 

[Elvis Presley]

Garnett's my only real player....you'll hafta make one hell ofan offer for him.

Officer Barbrady, I call shenanigans.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

it was autodraft... so if you registered then you have a team... go and check it out

 

[Chizip]

there were major shenanigans though

so dont be surprised if you have a team of scrubs

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

and remember... anyone short of a starter in the all-star game is apparently a scrub.

 

[Chizip]

i dont want no scrub

a scrub is a guy that gets no love from me

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

so are you saying that you get love from guys as long as they aren't scrubs... not that there's anything wrong with that... ?

 

[Chizip]

yes

but all guys are scrubs

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

yeah we stink

 

[IWasBored]

i like guys


(you all do know i'm a girl, right?)

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

haha you're a girl

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

oh and btw... chris webber, who'll be out till mid november, will also be suspended by the NBA once he returns from injury for his conviction of lying to a grand jury over the summer...

once again... you asked for it, you got it.

 

[HeartlandGirl]

If it makes a difference, I knew that you're a girl.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

webber will be out till december...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND on that note... the season starts next tuesday. so get your lineups ready, make some last second deals, and let's get this show on the road

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Here we go! Time for me to find out what LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony are made of.

~HG, queen of the rookies

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

that would be LeBron Ames... he has no J

 

[Chizip]

if the preseason is any indication then its safe to say LeBron is made of bricks

 

[Elvis Presley]

Im gonna need alot of luck to compete in this league I think...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you've got finley, odom, wallace, marion, jermaine o'neal, ron artest, ben wallace... seeing as you get points not just for who scores the most, but for rebounds, assists, etc. you're not doing too shaby there

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm compiling a season preview based upon ESPN.com's fantasy rankings... should have it out by lunch time... and the best of all, i'm at work right now so i'm getting paid to do this... yahtzee

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Interference Fantasy Basketball League Season Preview

So here you go... a team by team breakdown, based on ESPN.com's Fantasy Basketball Rankings.

http://games.espn.go.com/cgi/fba/Request.dll?RANKINGS&Param0=-1&Param1=0&Param2=0&Param3=0&Param4=0

Players on ESPN's site are ranked from 1 to 200, I just flipped 'em around. The player with the most fantasy value got a 200, and so forth. Anyone not listed in ESPN's Top 200 recieved a 0 rating. So here you go... the best commish in all of interland brings to you your Fantasy Basketball Season Preview... and yes, I did this at work, so I was getting paid for this crap.

The Super Chronics
Gilbert Arenas- 179
Tracy McGrady- 197
Paul Pierce- 194
Antoine Walker- 150
Karl Malone- 158
Andrei Kirilenko- 174
Shawn Bradley- 20
Brad Miller- 129
Rashard Lewis- 164
Cuttino Mobley- 135
David Wesley- 106
Jamal Crawford- 165
Eddy Curry- 156
Total Team Points- 1927
Average of Top 3 Players- 190.00
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 85.00

Space Coyotes
Alvin Williams- 81
Allen Iverson- 188
LeBron James- 142
Carmelo Anthony- 151
Christian Laettner- 58
Latrell Sprewell- 138
Yao Ming- 172
Vlade Divac- 62
Reggie Miller- 35
Jalen Rose- 170
Derek Anderson- 110
Glenn Robinson- 153
Andre Miller- 166
Total Team Points- 1626
Average of Top 3 Players- 176.66
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 51.66

Clash City Rockers
Jason Kidd- 196
Kerry Kittles- 136
Hedo Turkoglu- 51
Peja Stojakovic- 169
Kenyon Martin- 139
Tony Battie- 5
Jake Voskuhl- 0
Michael Olowokandi- 134
Bobby Jackson- 68
Craig "Speedy" Claxton- 49
Kedrick Brown- 0
Keith Van Horn- 120
Dale Davis- 180
Total Team Points- 1247
Average of Top 3 Players- 181.66
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 1.66

Kobes Superfriends
Steve Francis- 189
Kobe Bryant- 193
Eric Snow- 141
Matt Harpring- 143
Tim Duncan- 199
Rasheed Wallace- 168
Clifford Robinson- 112
Jamaal Magloire- 126
Sam Cassell- 162
Tony Parker- 127
Michael Redd- 152
Ricky Davis- 180
Pat Garrity- 88
Total Team Points- 1980
Average of Top 3 Players- 193.66
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 108.66

My Team Still Sucks
Gary Payton- 173
Allan Houston- 160
Mike Bibby- 145
Wally Szczerbiak- 108
Pau Gasol- 182
Scottie Pippen- 56
Shaquille O'Neal- 195
Nene Hilario- 122
Vince Carter- 187
Nick Van Exel- 148
Darko Milicic- 57
Antonio McDyess- 90
Jon Barry- 18
Total Team Points- 1641
Team Average- 126.23
Average of Top 3 Players- 188.00
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 43.66

Hewsons Hoopstahs
Jason Williams- 140
Doug Christie- 147
Mike Miller- 99
Kevin Garnett- 200
P.J. Brown- 125
Kurt Thomas- 137
Raef LaRentz- 149
Zydrunas Ilgauskas- 154
Brent Barry- 144
Morris Peterson- 69
Ray Allen- 192
Jason Richardson- 106
Chris Webber- 185
Total Team Points- 1710
Average of Top 3 Players- 192.33
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 91.33

I Have No Handle
Steve Nash- 178
Richard Hamilton- 128
Stephon Marbury- 184
Jamal Mashburn- 181
Shareef Abdur-Rahim- 176
Elton Brand- 186
Dirk Nowitzki- 198
Theo Ratliff- 159
Chauncey Bilups- 146
Baron Davis- 180
Jerry Stackhouse- 167
Amare Stoudemire- 171
Radoslav Nesterovic- 98
Total Team Points- 2152
Average of Top 3 Players- 189.33
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 124.00

The Big Ticket
Derek Fisher- 30
Shane Battier- 95
Michael Finley- 163
Shawn Marion- 191
Antawn Jamison- 130
Lamar Odom- 177
Ben Wallace- 183
Adonal Foyle- 71
Ron Artest- 155
Eddie Jones- 157
Jason Terry- 175
Jermaine O'Neal- 190
Tim Thomas- 86
Total Team Points- 1803
Average of Top 3 Players- 188.00
Average of Bottom 3 Players- 62.33

Pre-Season Rankings based on Total Points
1. I Have No Handle- 2152
2. Kobes Superfriends- 1980
3. The Super Chronics- 1927 points
4. The Big Ticker- 1803
5. Hewsons Hoopstahs- 1710
6. My Team Still Sucks- 1641
7. Space Coyotes- 1626 points
8. Clash City Rockers- 1247 points

Average of Top 3 Players
1. Kobes Superfriends- 193.66
2. Hewsons Hoopstahs- 192.33
3. The Super Chronics- 190.00
4. I Have No Handle- 189.33
5t. The Big Ticker- 188.00
5t. My Team Still Sucks- 188.00
7. Clash City Rockers- 181.66
8. Space Coyotes- 176.66

Average of Bottom 3 Players
1. I Have No Handle- 124.00
2. Kobes Superfriends- 108.66
3. Hewsons Hoopstahs- 91.33
4. The Super Chronics- 85.00
5. The Big Ticker- 62.33
6. Space Coyotes- 51.66
7. My Team Still Sucks- 43.66
8. Clash City Rockers- 1.66

Difference Between Top 3 & Bottom 3
1. I Have No Handle- 65.33
2. Kobes Superfriends- 85.00
3. Hewsons Hoopstahs- 101.00
4. The Super Chronics- 105.00
5. Space Coyotes- 125.00
6. The Big Ticker- 125.67
7. My Team Still Sucks- 144.34
8. Clash City Rockers- 180.00

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

so much for shenanigans

 

[Chizip]

wow, youre a psycho

in a good way of course

no need to play the season now though

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

eh... that's what happens when your job, for the most part, consists of sitting around an office, listening to espn radio and answering the occasional phone

but you're right... i'm nuts

 

[Chizip]

i just switched shawn bradley for keon clark

where do i rank now?