VintagePunk
Blue Crack Distributor
were actually more A-Rod/Spitzer jokes than 14-year-old Willow jokes.
To be honest, that's the way I took the jokes, too, that they were more a play on A-Rod and Spitzer's reputations, and that the Palin girl (and I'm absolutely convinced that he did mean Bristol, the older girl, or else the first joke doesn't even make sense) was more of an unfortunate prop to that. I'm sure few agree with me, though...