Wow, that's rather tiny!
I'm sure it suits you well Kaffy, it's right your size.
That NEVER fails to amuse.So this pony walks into a bar and says: “I’d like a beer please.”
And the bartender says “What?”
And the pony says “I’d like a beer please.”
And the bartender says “I can’t hear you, you’re going to have to speak up.”
And the pony says: “ I’m sorry, I’m a little horse.”
I was waiting for someone to say that
No, I am not going to come after you with my tiny horse, I'm just going to attack your anklez!!What? No stepladder? No bitchslaps?
Oh wait, you're coming after me with that horse now eh?
*puts on army boots*
Beware or I'll squat ya. Horse or no horse.