If a picture could talk, what would it say?

[youtwohearts]

I could have been the singer but Bono had such a big mouth he couldn't be quiet playing the drums.

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Laugh all you want now...just you wait til my PLEBA girls get you back for Eve and Jordan. My bitches will pummel you."

 

[u2bonogirl]

oh no!
GET BRITNEY!!!!!!!

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Look, I'm not telling you again. One more crack about my sunglasses not matching my outfit and I'll have Larry all over you like flies on stink."

 

[starsgoblue]

Person in the backseat: "The road!!! Bono stop hamming it up for the camera....look at the road! Look out!"

 

[starsgoblue]

Liam: "Why didn't you ever call me or return my calls?! I thought we had something. Nobody kisses like that unless it means something."

Bono: "Oh crap...."

 

[youtwohearts]

What we blend in, no one will notice us. Except for maybe the Edge.
Edge replies, a little over the top?

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Sean, I think it's time we talked about setting boundaries...you're kinda invading my 'personal space'..."

 

[youtwohearts]

Bono: "Sean, I think it's time we talked about setting boundaries...you're kinda invading my 'personal space'..."

LOL. I think I have lost my humor. You still have yours though.

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "You'll never take me alive, PLEBA!!!"

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "What the...oh shite! Guys, PLEBA put another hidden camera in our dressing room again!"

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Where's an outburst of COS when you really need it? This shirt needs to be put out of its misery."

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Oooh boy is Ali going to kill me when she sees this or what?!"

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "What the...oh shite! Guys, PLEBA put another hidden camera in our dressing room again!"

I'm cracking myself up at the thought of this....

 

[lady luck]

hi hi hi hi hi hi

 

[Golightly Grrl]

Would anyone like to join me?

Line forms to the left

 

[saltwaterkiss26]

B - Adam, Larry - didn't you get my note saying that we were all going to wear the funky tee shirt, jean jacket and jeans? Edge got it
L - I go the note - I just ignored it
A - Bono - last time I check we were not in junior high and we were not girls - we do not wear the same clothing...
E - I'm only wearing it because Bono cried - you know I can't say no to him when he does that....

All of these are freakin' HILARIOUS!! I love you guys!!!

 

[ShellBeThere]

Ahh, thanks PLEBAns, for making me laugh outloud among the serious students and brightening my day!
Got my glasses all steamy holding my hands over my mouth to muffle the chuckles...
cheerio!

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

If your happy and you know it raise your hand.

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

I wonder if the PLEBA girls are gonna let me out of here anytime soon.
What are they going to do with me when they do?
Maybe Im better off in here

lol!

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

Now that I have you tied up I'm letting all the Edge fans in here to have their way with you.

 

[digsy]

: Hey guys!!! I have a great idea for our next tour!!!

perfect!

 

[PaleBlueDot]

I know how to hand jive, like in Grease. Hand jive baby Oh Yeah.

I dunno if anyone actually knows this, but he was actually farting, here.

...in case anyone's curious lol.

(Personally, I'd rather not have known this information...but of all things, this is the sort of "inside info" that gets passed down to me from the "inner circle" lol)

 

[PaleBlueDot]

Line forms to the left

...But sometimes falls a little to the right.


(...sorry, couldn't resist! hehehe.)

 

[nurse chrissi]

B - ali - guess what! we won a bunch of grammys!..........um, sure I can pick up some milk.....

 

[nurse chrissi]

B- this is going to be a great picture! My favorite hat, my favorite flip flops - this is excellent
A - Larry why do you look like someone off of survivor?
L- If you had this body, you would be showin' it off too. Plus the ladies like the rugged survivor look.
E - Guys? Where is the boat going?

 

[nurse chrissi]

steve - see we went to the forum called PLEBA and found out that these ladies will buy pretty much anything u2 related - provided that at least one member of u2 is only partially clothed. So we are including a u2 poster with the ipod with some half naked pictures on it and some of the rarites include bono repeating phrases like "give me what I want and no one gets hurt" "child" and other growling/sexy sounds
instant money in the bank!

 

[nurse chrissi]

Larry - Adam - I so didn't say you could talk

 

[macphistofreak]

steve - see we went to the forum called PLEBA and found out that these ladies will buy pretty much anything u2 related - provided that at least one member of u2 is only partially clothed. So we are including a u2 poster with the ipod with some half naked pictures on it and some of the rarites include bono repeating phrases like "give me what I want and no one gets hurt" "child" and other growling/sexy sounds
instant money in the bank!

half-naked pics...
growling...
Bono...

 

[starsgoblue]

I dunno if anyone actually knows this, but he was actually farting, here.

...in case anyone's curious lol.

(Personally, I'd rather not have known this information...but of all things, this is the sort of "inside info" that gets passed down to me from the "inner circle" lol)

No, he wasn't! This was a synthetic drumming machine that he's sitting on!