Awwww..thanks Fishy!
Bono: Wanna learn about My biology?
*Just then, Jtree burst through the door with FishNeedsABicycle. They are both wearing pink flannel jammies*
Jtree: WOOO! Work is done, it's sleepover time!
Fishy: Yay! Sleepover!
Larry: No SLEEPOVER ONLY GHMPPH! *Jtree hits Larry with a pillow...chaos ensues as everyone grabs pillows and just starts swinging...Soon the sleepover is in full swing...Everyone is wearing very cute flannel jammies*
Adam: Okay, who likes melted butter?
Edge: *Blush* Ummm, I've never...tried that.
Adam: On your popcorn! Edge, you should really invest in some kind of councilling.
Fishy: I think it's cute
Edge: *Ultra Blush*
The Fly: Okay girls, who's next?...Edge, I can see you blushing from here! I'm painting their nails, you sick bastard.
Bluey: ME! ME!
The Fly: Okay, come over here and take the jammies off.
Bluey: WHAT!?
The Fly: Well I need to see what I'm doing. *Macphisto throws a bottle of nailpolish at The Fly* Okay...fine keep them on, for now...
*Jtree gets up and walks gingerly with fresh toe nail paint from her place near The Fly to the t.v. where Bono and Larry and crying together*
Jtree: What are you crying about?
Bono: It's just so SAD!!
Larry: *SNIFF, SNARL* I know...I mean, why did she have to die?
Jtree: WHO?
*Bono points at the t.v. with one hand and hugs Larry with the other*
Jtree: You guys are watching BEACHES?
Bono: *Hugging Larry* I love you man!
Larry: I love you too man...
Macphisto: (on the phone) Hello, may I speak with George Jr.? I'm a good friend of his father's. Thank you. *While he's talking he sits behind Blueeyes and does her hair into pigtails* Hello Georgie? It's me...Yes. Well we were all just having a sleepover and I was wondering if I could ask you something? Well... do you have a crush on anyone? Hmmm, who could it be? Not telling! Come on..you can trust me. No? Fine, fine. You are not invited then. *He hangs up* Well, George Bush has a crush on someone but he won't tell me who.
Adam: *Carrying popcorn in* Fishy, do you feel neglected? Edge and I will do your nails for you!
Edge: We will? But she's a *blush* Girl!
Adam: Well it's not fair, Jtree got her nails done and Blueeyes has Macphisto and The Fly working on her at the same time.
Edge: *He blushes so much that there is sensible heat energy radiating from his cheeks across the room. Edge wavers and almost collapses*
Adam: Good God! He's suffering from Hyperroseimia!
Bono: What?
Adam: He's going to blush to death...Help me lay him down! He's blushing really hard!
Edge: *BLUSH*
Adam: Oh dear....quick, everyone stop doing anything sexy!
Larry: Should I just leave the room?
Adam: Yes, that's a good idea.
Macphisto: Well, shouldn't I?
Adam: Whatever. *Macphisto pouts* Now everyone, whatever you do...don't make any sexual references or innuendo, we have to cool him down.
Blueeyes: *Buttoning her jammies up to the very top* What if we fail?
Adam: He's gonna blow.
*Edge giggles and glows even redder*
Bono: Damn it Adam! Look at him, he's all soft and pink!
*Edge glows brighter*
Fishy: Maybe we should try to cool him off, like give him a sponge bath of some kind.
*Edge is now alarmingly red*
Bono: Fishy, you've got a good head...
*Edge is almost broken with blushing*
Bono: EDGE! I said she's GOT a good head not GIVES...*Bluey slaps a hand over Bono's mouth*
Blueeyes: We need someone absolutely un sexual!
Macphisto: I have an idea! *He dials the phone quickly* Hello! Yes, we have an emergency! We all desperately need you over here, *Edge blushes a micro-bit more* It's hard *Edge blushes more* to explain over the phone, just come quickly.*Edge is now glowing like rudolph's nose*
Blueeyes: We're loosing him! Quick, someone distract him!
Adam: Edge! Edge! Think about baseball! *Edge blushes* Edge!? What is sexy about baseball?
Bono: You said the word Ball.
Larry: It's all Mona's fault, her and her scandalous skits! It was just a matter of time before he surrendered *Edge giggles*.
*Just then, Paul McGuinness bursts into the living room*
McGuinness: Did someone need someone unsexy?
Jtree: Thank God Paul! You're just in time.
McGuinness: *Looks at Edge* This is terrible, you all had better leave the room, you might accidently be sexy and DON'T even let Larry walk past the door!
*Everyone walks out*
The Fly: Let's all go back to the bedroom...
*Edge blushes dangerously*
Larry: FLY!!! I should put you over my knee and - *Edge is now purple he is blushing so much*
Blueeyes: SHHHHH!
*Blueeyes closes the door, and hours later The Edge walks out, pale and calm*
Edge: Hello everyone. I'd like to apologise for my little episode earlier. I am now perfectly calm.
Blueeyes: Good for you Edge.
*Everyone sits still, trying not to do anything sexy...Just then Mona bursts through the roof with an assortment of massage oils and edible underwear. She attacks Bono!*
Mona: Bono! My tamale! Quick! Get naked so I can oil you up, I think there's a goodsize broom closet around here somewhere!
*Edge faints*