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This was originally posted by Echo back in the glory days of PLEBA...which was what...like a year ago...LMAO...but something in another thread reminded me of it so I dug it up...some of the newbies might not get all of it but it made me laugh so I thought I would share!
How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes thirty-nine:
1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
1 to design a t-shirt about the lightbulb
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell
I was the official t-shirt whore back then...actually my official title was "Bedazzled Merch-Maid of Orgasmatron" but I digress...LMAO...anyway here was my t-shirt for the lighbulb...LOL...under PLEBA on the front it says "we'll give you something..."
Can you guys think of any other fun lists?
How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes thirty-nine:
1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
1 to design a t-shirt about the lightbulb
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell
I was the official t-shirt whore back then...actually my official title was "Bedazzled Merch-Maid of Orgasmatron" but I digress...LMAO...anyway here was my t-shirt for the lighbulb...LOL...under PLEBA on the front it says "we'll give you something..."
Can you guys think of any other fun lists?
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