Musically weak and lyrically lazy, mechanically structured and over-produced, thematically shallow, soulless and cold, I’m not sure how people can compare with any sort of straight face the songs of this album in any reasonable fashion to those on virtually any other U2 album. Arguing that the Bomb has it’s place alongside the Unforgettable Fire or Zooropa, let alone Achtung/JT, is to me (in more ways than one) similar to putting up a fight for Phantom Menace taking a place alongside the Empire Strikes Back. And Yahweh is Jar Jar Binks.
While occasionally providing the odd brilliant example of middle of the road, adult contemporary, pop-rock construction (and one or two catchy, mindless, suburban rock radio riffs) overall this album does not even hold a candle to the one it was intended to be a bigger and brighter and louder extension of, the somewhat weak but in comparison genius, natural, warm breeze pop of ATYCLB. And lets not even embarrass those pre-00’s albums by daring to make any comparison with them. They’re demanding DNA tests to confirm a shared parentage – we do have our doubts - but for now we’ll just let them sit over on the side of the room, ignoring this black sheep in the family.
How the same fan that still gets a chill 20+ years later from Running To Stand Still can even endure more than the first 30 seconds of Sometimes You Can’t Make it On Your Own without gag reflex kicking in is beyond me. How someone who is astounded at any and all versions of Bono’s brilliant yearning lyric on Please can then listen to the comparatively amazingly moronic Love and Peace without beginning to wonder if any or all of the band have taken seriously damaging knocks to the head at some point in 2003-4 is also beyond me. How anyone can listen to Native Son and feel that door getting kicked down, the character running out into his freedom at every point that massive riff kicks in and still find any enjoyment in hearing it deployed only for it’s absolute surface level catchiness on Vertigo I don’t know. I have no idea how anyone can listen to City of Blinding Lights and say anything other than “Well, admittedly it’s pretty good (if only they got the mix right), quite striking live, but my god if they were trying for a 00’s Streets they missed the mark by a long fucking shot.” I have zero respect for people in these forums bashing Coldplay around the block while totally ignoring a song like Miracle Drug, which surely gave even the absolutely terrible X&Y-era Coldplay confidence in their goal of finally toppling their heroes. Of course the Killers hear All Because of You and think the old men have lost it and should move over for their totally surface level, party music pop rock from Vegas. Too easy for them.
*ahem* so yeah, I maybe voted for “It’s awful, I hate it”.