house: keep your answers short and discret. is cuddy still playing?
wilson: the chicken is still in piccadily square.
house: brilliant. she'll never suspect that normandy is our target.
cuddy: is that house? tell him that the blinds just went to 20 40 and he's running out of chips.
house: how's she doing?
wilson: what's going on? the way you took off, something's obviously--
house: love to chat, we've got a game to play. how's she doing?
wilson: the patient is on life support, we're about to pull the plug.
cuddy: are you talking about me?
house: what have you got?
wilson: hmm, those sound like high-dose cardio meds.
house: two hearts. you got the flush?
wilson: still waiting on the final lapse.
house: she drinking her seltzer?
wilson: no. hydration is not a problem.
house: means she's bluffing. push her all in.
cuddy: call. two pair. show me your hearts.
wilson: seven of clubs.
(cuddy laughs)
house: oh dear. i messed up. you're going to be stuck with her for a while. talk to you soon.
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wilson: wha'ts going on?
house: oh, just catching up on some tv. how are you doing?
wilson: well, thanks to your last consult, the patient has improved dramatically.
cuddy: tell house the patient is about to kill the doctor.
wilson: she says the patient--
house: i heard. what've you got?
wilson: well, cuddy just raised and uh--
house: your pair?
wilson: huh?
house: nines?
wilson: how do you know?
house: anything lower your voice wouldn't sound so excited. jacks or higher, your voice sounds like debbie from accounting is sitting in your lap. ask cuddy if she can beat a pair of threes.
wilson: what's going on? if you're going to mess with me, wouldn't it be more fun to do it in person?
house: yes, it would.
wilson: um, can you beat a pair of threes?
house: what did she do?
wilson: i left orders for PO fluids, doctor.
house: enough with the codes, she obviously knows it's me.
wilson: she's drinking her seltzer.
house: did she stop?
wilson: yes.
house: go all in.
wilson: um, but--
house: just do it.
wilson: you couldn't care less about this charity event, you claim not to be messing with me, obviously you're either trying to keep me--
house: shut up! look, last time i wanted the game to go on, i still do. it means that this time you get to win.
wilson: hold on.
cuddy: i fold.
wilson: ho-ho-ho-ho!
house: (silence)
wilson: house? are you sure you're okay?