ok, if you have never cooked for her, thats sth you could do. what would you think of getting some antipasti, you just have to put them on the plates. then maybe you could cook a good pasta and then thin slices of scallopine in white wine? maybe with some vegetable.
antipasti would be some sorts of ham, salami, and vegetables in oil( special delicious stuff like artichokes, onions in balsamico, stuff like dat.
thats all things that are relatively easy and fast. for the pasta you need a BIG pot with SALTY water, put the pasta inside when the water cooks, not before; taste it after 10 min if it is "al dente", if not, let it cook another 2 minutes. you can buy the sauce in the supermarket, some green pesto would make it stylish, and this is so simple, you just put the water out, the pasta back into the bowl, the cold ready pesto over it and mix. have some white wine.
when you´re feeling dizzy, it is good to start the second main course, meat. i´m not gonna explain that now.. maybe you will already be fed up wwith the pasta so then you can just take her to the bedroom..