I am such a spaz sometimes. I poured my cereal into the bowl, and then the milk. Then I reached into the drawer and pulled out.... a fork. Then I stopped, went "What the hell am I doing?" and got a spoon.
Ha! They're apple cinnamon Cheerios! Fact: I never use regular spoons for anything. I eat everything with soup spoons, because they're big and round and fun.
This whole thing reminds me of that old joke you can play on someone. You tell them to spell "FORK" five times, and as soon as they finish, you ask them what they eat their cereal with
Speaking of toast. You can tell someone that sprinkling salt on butter makes it generate heat. Offer to prove this by putting a pat of butter on a plate and sprinkling it with salt. Wait until they put their hand over it to feel for the heat, and then shove their hand down into the butter.