Uh oh, I feel a poem coming on...
To the Postmaster Queen
Oh how I remember the first time I logged on,
your avatar was Daniel-Day Lewis, but soon it was gone...
In favour of Edge, and then quickly Joe Strummer...
hopefully you will never sport a certain mooby drummer...
So, cheers to IWasBored on her 32nd birthday...
What? Only 19, I guess your name isn't Jillian, anyway...
Thank you for showing me the ropes and for being cool,
making me random and calling me Mr. Brett the Tool.
But, what will you have to celebrate this occasion,
will you bake a cake and plan a random invasion?
Better yet, why don't I make you this deal...
I'll send you a special delivery box of OATMEAL!
PS- sorry, I checked... they won't let me send oatmeal in the general circulation mail... how about some instant instead?
Happy Birthday