The Sad Punk
Blue Crack Addict
Though I can do it without actually taking my shirt off. So that really helps.
I have mastered that into an art.
Though I can do it without actually taking my shirt off. So that really helps.
As a formal representative of Guys, I would like to issue the following statement: down with bras.
Well, I wasn't able to do that, so I had to slip into the ladies' room and strip halfway.That happens to me. Hence why I take it off!
Though I can do it without actually taking my shirt off. So that really helps.
Well, I wasn't able to do that, so I had to slip into the ladies' room and strip halfway.
I can do it, too. The t-shirt I was wearing yesterday was too tight with the bra on, so I couldn't just whip it off at my desk.
I have mastered that into an art.
A fine one at that!
I have mastered that into an art.
I learned how to do it back when I was in school. It was pissing me off, so I wiggled my way out of it and shoved it into my backpack. Nobody noticed. Then again, I sat in the back of that particular class.Well, I wasn't able to do that, so I had to slip into the ladies' room and strip halfway.
Speaking of oversharing, I'm just really glad that fucko wasn't still awake at 4am when I was outside giving my man head. That would have turned out a bit bad.
Or it could have launched you into a new career.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?For the record, it's really fucking hard to proofread an essay about historiography when you lot are talking about wriggling out of bras.
Not that I object.
I'm sure wriggling out of bras is a lot more interesting than historiography.For the record, it's really fucking hard to proofread an essay about historiography when you lot are talking about wriggling out of bras.
Not that I object.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
wow, five whole minutes without a single post.
I had a phone call. What, is everybody else wanking?
About Axver, so yes, you were wanking.I dunno about the others, but I was in an MSN convo with a filthy bitch. I mean, my sister.
About Axver, so yes, you were wanking.
He certainly whores them out.Wait a sec.
Axver fronts Porcupine Tree now?
wow, five whole minutes without a single post.
I had a phone call. What, is everybody else wanking?
Here's a picture of my wank.
;'(
He even has a bottle of Baileys. Fucking brilliant.
Is it OK if I save that?Merci!
I care.
Is it OK if I save that?
Thanks! Too bad I can't shrink that down into a sig without being unable to read it!Of course! Why wouldn't it be?
I'd hate to see what Bonnie would do in a cartoon about me. I doubt it'd be flattering.