Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada Superthread

[coolian2]

So far, we've had sex with:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass
25. Vazza's postwhoring in the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. GAF is Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Rapelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. 1985, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Ian Loves Hookers, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. I Want To Be Forever Young, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Ireland, Island
106. A Room at the Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Hos!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. I wish you'd Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand is worth two somewhere else, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer Ashley, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring done by Kim, Norfolk
126. Piece of Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'do a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Gary Glitter Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Tawny port's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry's Rocks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. This was Spartaaaaaaaaa!!!, Wisconsin
170. Ham and Bad Cheese Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Salty Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. KhanadaRhodes is awesome, Afghanistan
175. Axver is a Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Axver is Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Axver is Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. I'm feeling quite Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas amd its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley's Birthday, Indiana
184. Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wickhanginglow (Paul McGuinne$$), Ireland

Now we're in Goobies, Newfoundland. Does it refer to boobies or goolies?

Goobies is a thriving metropolis on the Trans Khanada Highway, with a gas station and places to eat. If you're in town, you simply must check out the big moose statue.

Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[coolian2]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Jackson Vox]

:fuckyeah:

 

[coolian2]

waht am I dong drunk at nearl y 8 ajm?

That's a very fucking sobering thought.

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

 

[coolian2]

:fuckyeah:

A well spent 69th post

 

[bono_212]

:khanadahighwayfuckyeah:

 

[bono_212]

That's a very fucking sobering thought.

i blame axand gluey

 

[Axver]

Sweet, now I'm in the master list SIX times!

 

[bono_212]

oly fuck did bono justnipsepet come on eilieeN

 

[coolian2]

i blame axand gluey

You're on Darwin time. Use that excuse.

 

[Axver]

You sharing that brain around again?

I know. But from what I've seen, it must be hard to draw the line. Or else these people suck at drawing the line! Or else they enjoy vomiting far too much.

I'm not sure I can stay here and listen to this... maybe I should go find something to eat and put headphones on...

I don't think it's terribly hard to draw the line, but then I have a very high tolerance. And I've never gotten drunk on any serious alcohol, just wine.

 

[Varitek]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

oly fuck did bono justnipsepet come on eilieeN

When, where? I don't have that recorded ...

 

[Galeongirl]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Varitek]

is jackson vox an alter?

 

[Axver]

A well spent 69th post

Indeed!

Speaking of post stats:

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,007
User Name Posts
Axver 155
bono_212 152
gluey 137
KhanadaRhodes 114
Galeongirl 77
Serena Vox 73
Irishteen 48
LemonMelon 41
coolian2 40
WildHoney 38
RavenBlue 33
Alisaura 20
Jackson Vox 13
The Sad Punk 12
Babydoll 10
Varitek 9
*browneyedgirl* 8
the tourist 8
DreamOutLoud13 8
partygirlvox 6
No spoken words 3
Lemonchick 2

 

[WildHoney]

:fuckmeyeah:

 

[Axver]

is jackson vox an alter?

No, he's Serena's friend, who's finally stopped lurking and actually posted on the Superthread.

 

[Alisaura]

:goobiesyeah:

*passes tissues around*

 

[Galeongirl]

only 77..

 

[bono_212]

When, where? I don't have that recorded ...

Fuck off mr. sarcastic t(-_-t)

 

[Axver]

Fuck off mr. sarcastic t(-_-t)

No, I thought you were being serious! Bono's snippeted some equally ridiculous shit in the past (e.g. We Are Family, It's Raining Men, Hot In Herre), so it seemed plausible.

 

[bono_212]

No spoken words 3

 

[Varitek]

so the problem with trying to find high holiday (rosh hashanah and yom kippur) services in geneva is that if you search "yom kippur geneva" you get all this shit about the israel-palestine peace process.

 

[coolian2]

Ok, I've decided I'm partial to bourbon.

 

[bono_212]

No, I thought you were being serious! Bono's snippeted some equally ridiculous shit in the past (e.g. We Are Family, It's Raining Men, Hot In Herre), so it seemed plausible.

I thougth you were being sarcastic in regard to my typos. he snippedt Come On Eileen at Vertigo Tour - Bell Centre - Montreal, Quebec, Canada (November 8, 2005) during SBS

 

[coolian2]

so the problem with trying to find high holiday (rosh hashanah and yom kippur) services in geneva is that if you search "yom kippur geneva" you get all this shit about the israel-palestine peace process.

If you like attending conferences, you've picked the right city.

 

[bono_212]

Heynow hey now dont dream it's over

 

[Galeongirl]

I really should go to the centre now... sometime...