coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
I'm annoyed at how I got out. Safely defend for several overs, then swing wildly at three wide balls, decide to bat out of my crease. The one fucking ball I leave bowls me down the legside.
Dick.
Dick.
I will give you money for an Albuquerque Isotopes anything.
Not joking.
By the way, I am a cunt of an umpire
Imagine me as an umpire: blind, biased, corruptible, AND a wanker.
Imagine me as an umpire: blind, biased, corruptible, AND a wanker.
So you're going to umpire in the AFL this year then?
I skipped it entirely. Cheers, international dateline!
Make your own jokes.
Also the last day of the year in the Julian calendar.
There's a conspiracy theory that like 200 years of time are missing between the cessation of the Julian calendar and the start of the Gregorian. Supposedly it was a couple of centuries shy of the year 1000, but they decided to just say it was the year 1000 so they could start it on a round number. I believe it's been debunked based on historical records of comets and other recurring cosmic events.Now I'm on Wikipedia reading about calendars.
Loony conspiracy theories are always great. Like the one I told Khan about a few days ago, that the moon is not real, or that the real moon is being hidden by a hologram.
A running joke at my work is that we should write a history of lizard people.
OH GOD THE MANDELA EFFECT.
People who argue it's a thing are just sad sacks who can't handle being told they've made an error on anything, no matter how trivial.
Well , 24 hours late, I'm home.
Did you have a good time?
I'm guessing his good time is responsible for the 24-hour delay.