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trevster2k said:This is only a joke.
Bono and Edge are travelling in an airplane. The plane crashes during a severe storm and all lives are lost. Bono & Edge find themselves in Heaven and before them sitting on a grand throne is God. God tells them if they answer His question truthfully, they will enter the Kingdom of Heaven to experience everlasting happiness.
God turns to Edge and asks "What do you believe, Edge?"
Edge replies " I believe in the power of rock n roll and Gibson guitars!! "
God smiles, and says, " Excellent, you may enter. "
After Edge leaves, God turns to Bono. He asks Bono "What do you believe? "
With a wry smile and glint in his eye, Bono replies " I believe you are sitting in my chair! "
trevster2k said:This is only a joke.
Bono and Edge are travelling in an airplane. The plane crashes during a severe storm and all lives are lost. Bono & Edge find themselves in Heaven and before them sitting on a grand throne is God. God tells them if they answer His question truthfully, they will enter the Kingdom of Heaven to experience everlasting happiness.
God turns to Edge and asks "What do you believe, Edge?"
Edge replies " I believe in the power of rock n roll and Gibson guitars!! "
God smiles, and says, " Excellent, you may enter. "
After Edge leaves, God turns to Bono. He asks Bono "What do you believe? "
With a wry smile and glint in his eye, Bono replies " I believe you are sitting in my chair! "
Tilli said:Please don't encourage him
Tilli said:Please don't encourage him
waynetravis said:
Seriously?
or is the one Carlos' strange twisted humour?
awww yay!!YellowKite said:That is one of my favorite jokes . . . ever! One day at work someone told me that joke and I laughed so hard for, so long that just thinking about it now years later makes me laugh!
YBORCITYOBL said:A mother and father tomatoe is walking thier child down the street when at last the father turns around and squashes his son.... Horrified the mother says why did you do that? the father says I was tired of telling him to......... Ketchup
RedrocksU2 said:Ok, here's the deal, do you have a good joke?
Post it here and you will be in the running for a special prize.
Judging will be made by crack Addicts only.
The prize?
30 iTunes song downloads!
Good luck
(Special thanks to Elvis for allowing me to do this.)
RavenBlue said:And now... some obligatory banjo jokes:
What did the banjo player get on his IQ test? Drool…
How can you tell if the stage is level? If the banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth.
What is the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a toilet without hitting the seat.
Banjos are to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Tada!
Merc said:I think they also had a U2-joke with God and Paul McCartney (who has died and gone to heaven), and one about Bono and God in a boat... but I can't remember what site it was! Anyone know what I'm talking about?
bono_212 said:I might have to take a picture of myself for this joke to work, but I'll try using smilies for now
A man is doing a job interview, and so far he's doing splendidly. The interviewer has already decided he's going to hire him, but just for the heck of it asks him one more question.
Interviewer: Ok, just one more question. Tell me about something you've done recently that you just consider to be great or amazing.
The man thinks for a few seconds and then says, "Well, the other day I was out fishing in my boat, when I fell off and got my arm caught in the fan. My arm got completly sliced off. I grabbed it and got myself back into the boat. Using my fishing line, I sewed my arm back on, and got help."
The interviewer is in shock, " That's just...wow, I can't believe that. You've definently got the job."
The man stands up and goes Cool
Carek1230 said:This one was posted in another thread by Carlos and it's a really good one so I'm moving it over here, hope you don't mind RR
Originally posted by RedrocksU2
So, ... Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.
"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief.
He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".
"Mr. President, " says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"