indra
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xtal said:Got another:
Two girls are walking out of a bar. Noee says, 'Give me the keys, I'll drive, I've only had two drinks.' And Jade goes, 'No, I've only had one drink. And this is my car, so I'll drive.'
Noee whines, 'Fine, hurry up and open the car door then.'
The driver is fiddling with her automatic car door opener and peeking into the car. She notices something. She steps back.
'Uh, this is not my car,' She bursts out laughing.
They look over and the car is parked 2 cars away. People nearby are laughing, not at them, but with them.
I've actually done that. And I was stone cold sober.
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I was at a club (and it wasn't a city I was familiar with, although I doubt that would have helped) and a friend needed a ride back to his hotel after the gig, so I said sure as my hotel was only two blocks from his. I did tell him, however, he was going to have to help with directions getting to his hotel as it took me over an hour and a half to find the club in the first place, and it was only a little over a mile from my hotel.
Amazingly, we found the hotel on the very first try (although I did almost hit the band's van as we were both pulling into the drive from different directions ) and I dropped him off and said goodbye (and also managed to arrange to get into soundcheck at the next night's gig ). So I'm feeling great as I hop back into my car, pull away from the hotel -- and promptly get lost. Took me almost 30 minutes to find my way back to my hotel only two blocks away.
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I had some paintings I needed to get set up for prints, so I contact the printer and arrange to take the paintings to her. It's approximately a 100 mile round trip, but I need the work done as soon as possible, so I hop in the car and drive right up. So I get there, park, get out of the car, open up the trunk...and there is nothing there. I'd forgotten to bring the damned paintings with me! What's even worse -- I've done that twice now.