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So far, we've opinion-polled:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. No Guys In This Thread Have Seen A Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid you Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. Hot Hungarian Salami Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Titz, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Goat Island, New South Wales
235. Glasscock County, Texas
236. Kouchibouguac National Park, New Brunswick, Whoooot Khanada
237. Frostproof, Florida

Now, in a week of electoral double trouble as the US and New Zealand both go to the polls to decide between a plate of shit with shards of broken glass or something not nearly as distasteful, we arrive in New Jersey's Double Trouble State Park. The park is apparently a unique insight into the Pine Barrens ecosystem, and it features a historic village that was originally a cranberry farm and packing plate. Come see the sights of multiple cranberry bogs! How can you possibly go home disappointed?

Double Trouble State Park - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
It's my dream. We have enough people to start our own state actually, but we'd never do it in this day and age obviously, but I think it would be a step in the right direction. What a disaster. We need to unite the state and all we're doing is driving another stake right through it.

*regarding your post that The Region secede.
 
It's my dream. We have enough people to start our own state actually, but we'd never do it in this day and age obviously, but I think it would be a step in the right direction. What a disaster. We need to unite the state and all we're doing is driving another stake right through it.

Buck the trend and start your own state! Or get Indiana to instigate an interstate war with Illinois and happily let Illinois invade and seize The Region.

And if this Mitch fellow is centralising everything in Indianapolis and fucking over everywhere else, why aren't other parts of the state all up in arms about it too?
 
sun's gone again. dark clouds rolling in. or rather, staying there like bloated old bags of water, just waiting to come down on my parade.
 
This scene = AWESOME:

Mimi: It's true you sold your guitar and bought a guitar?
Roger: It's true, I'm leaving now for Santa Fe. It's true you're with this yuppie scum?
Benny: You said you'd never speak to him again.
Mimi: Not now.
Maureen: Who says that you have any say in who she says things to at all?
Roger: Yeah.
Joanne: Who said that you should stick your nose in other people's--
Maureen: Who said I was talking to you?

Joanne: We used to have this fight each night, she'd never admit I existed.
Benny: Calm down.
Roger: Everyone, please!
Mimi: He was the same way, he was always run away, hit the road, don't commit, you're full of shit!
Benny: Mimi!
Joanne: She's in denial!
Mimi: He's in denial!
Roger: Guys, come on!
Joanne: Didn't give an inch, when I gave a mile!
Mimi: I gave a mile!
Roger: Gave a mile to who?!
Roger and Benny: Come on guys, chill!

Joanne and Mimi: I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had, someone to live for, unafraid to say 'I love you.'
Roger: All your words are nice Mimi, but love's not a three way street! You'll never share real love, until you love yourself. I should know.

YouTube - Goodbye Love


Okay, that'll be enough Rent fangirling for tonight.
 
Buck the trend and start your own state! Or get Indiana to instigate an interstate war with Illinois and happily let Illinois invade and seize The Region.

And if this Mitch fellow is centralising everything in Indianapolis and fucking over everywhere else, why aren't other parts of the state all up in arms about it too?

Because I left out the time zone issue. When the time zone lines were drawn however many decades ago, the line for Eastern Time Zone ENDS at the Ohio/Indiana border. For some reason, counties on the border decided they wanted to be Eastern time, for for some other reason, nobody stopped them. Then more and more counties started switching to Eastern time til we got to where we are today, the Region, and 7 counties in Southwest Indiana are the ONLY counties of 92 that are on Central time. It's so fucked up. And the state legislature keeps PROMISING that they'll fix it, but then they get up in arms because it's 12 counties verse 80. So why don't we move to Eastern time? Well first of all, WE DON'T LIVE IN THE FUCKING EASTERN TIME ZONE. Second of all, it makes NO sense for the near million people in NW IN to switch to Eastern time when we live at most 50 miles away from Chicago, the second largest city in the United States.

So this is what keeps us separated. One hour of time. This is why we don't all unite against someone. The rest of the state is more concerned about getting their time zone issues addressed.



Then actually there's another reason I forgot to mention. There is a MAJOR toll road that runs along The Region, and across North Indiana to Ohio. It's the biggest in the nation, and Illinois leased their portion of it out to an AUSTRALIAN! Company. Well Mitch decided that doing that would be the best thing for Indiana as well, so he leased out our portion as well. Indiana Got 3.8 billion for it, and Northern Indiana was promised a good chuck of that money. We haven't seen it. All the rest of the state sees is a budget surplus, they don't see the way that it effected lowly northern Indiana.
 
Hi Anna, you postwhore. And regular whore. Cheap nasty whore with STDs. :wave:
 
You know what else is ridiculous? Having a high school football or basketball game start at 8 at night, therefore not ending until 11 Pm, because the team you're playing, a team from the SAME STATE YOU ARE, 45 minutes away, lives in a different time zone. I remember being at school so late at night if the basketball game went into overtime because I was in the Pep Band, and to stick around afterwards to help clean up
 
Because I left out the time zone issue. When the time zone lines were drawn however many decades ago, the line for Eastern Time Zone ENDS at the Ohio/Indiana border. For some reason, counties on the border decided they wanted to be Eastern time, for for some other reason, nobody stopped them. Then more and more counties started switching to Eastern time til we got to where we are today, the Region, and 7 counties in Southwest Indiana are the ONLY counties of 92 that are on Central time. It's so fucked up. And the state legislature keeps PROMISING that they'll fix it, but then they get up in arms because it's 12 counties verse 80. So why don't we move to Eastern time? Well first of all, WE DON'T LIVE IN THE FUCKING EASTERN TIME ZONE. Second of all, it makes NO sense for the near million people in NW IN to switch to Eastern time when we live at most 50 miles away from Chicago, the second largest city in the United States.

So this is what keeps us separated. One hour of time. This is why we don't all unite against someone. The rest of the state is more concerned about getting their time zone issues addressed.

Wow, that's all kinds of fucked up. Must admit I find it amazing that the counties were allowed to make the timezone decision themselves. Queensland is ALWAYS having debates about this shit - but to do with daylight savings, to resolve the problem on the southern Gold Coast/Tweed Heads, where the NSW/QLD state border cuts through a metropolitan area and therefore the Tweed Heads portion is an hour ahead for half a year. The proposal is to introduce DST only in southeast Queensland, or the part of the state south of the Tropic of Capricorn, or various other divisions. Northern QLD doesn't want it. But the proposal never goes anywhere. I keep wondering when the Gold Coast City Council will just take the initiative and move clocks forward an hour in its city boundaries, but then it'd never do that if Brisbane doesn't do it too, and Brisbane isn't affected by the Tweed problem so it won't.

Then actually there's another reason I forgot to mention. There is a MAJOR toll road that runs along The Region, and across North Indiana to Ohio. It's the biggest in the nation, and Illinois leased their portion of it out to an AUSTRALIAN! Company. Well Mitch decided that doing that would be the best thing for Indiana as well, so he leased out our portion as well. Indiana Got 3.8 billion for it, and Northern Indiana was promised a good chuck of that money. We haven't seen it. All the rest of the state sees is a budget surplus, they don't see the way that it effected lowly northern Indiana.

I bet Mitch's bank account is happy about all this.

And ahh, good old Aussie companies fucking over the world. Need I bring up our mining company that poisoned the Danube?
 
Oh my God oh My God oh My God. I don't know if I can survive the next few months in music.

The Killers in a couple weeks
New U2 in January? *crosses fingers*
New Our Lady Peace in January, and I have a reason to be excited about this because they're going in a decidedly new direction and producing their own album for the first time :hyper:
And now, there is a rumor...omg, are you ready for this? I can hardly control myself......NEW SPRINGSTEEN! POSSIBLY IN JANUARY!
 
There is no such thing as a good musical.

Either write a play or perform a concert. Don't dilly-dally in the middle ground and just create an unrealistic fucked-up mishmash.
 
Wow, that's all kinds of fucked up. Must admit I find it amazing that the counties were allowed to make the timezone decision themselves. Queensland is ALWAYS having debates about this shit - but to do with daylight savings, to resolve the problem on the southern Gold Coast/Tweed Heads, where the NSW/QLD state border cuts through a metropolitan area and therefore the Tweed Heads portion is an hour ahead for half a year. The proposal is to introduce DST only in southeast Queensland, or the part of the state south of the Tropic of Capricorn, or various other divisions. Northern QLD doesn't want it. But the proposal never goes anywhere. I keep wondering when the Gold Coast City Council will just take the initiative and move clocks forward an hour in its city boundaries, but then it'd never do that if Brisbane doesn't do it too, and Brisbane isn't affected by the Tweed problem so it won't.

They got away with it because it was the beginning days of Time Zones and there weren't any real laws FORCING them to be on the same time zone. For some reason though no other state seems to have taken the idiotic initiative that Indiana did :doh:.

Oh and you'll love Mitch's solution to the problem. "Well we'll just let each county pick which time zone they want to be."



I bet Mitch's bank account is happy about all this.

And ahh, good old Aussie companies fucking over the world. Need I bring up our mining company that poisoned the Danube?

Reading about the way that he left his big time presidentially appointed position, I have to wonder.

What's all this now? What did they do :doh:
 
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