Dix, Illinois Superthread

[bono_212]

Well at least this Dix has a lot of endurance.

 

[Cin]

Endurance is to be applauded. I have enjoyed savouring my time in Dix, really getting familiar with it.

 

[bono_212]

I give, I give.

 

[Cin]

I give, I give.

It should be give and take when it comes to Dix. Ahh, so much to learn.

 

[Axver]

My fingers were growing tired trying to get Dix to a satisfying end. Luckily you guys turned up to give me a helping hand.

You just weren't enough of a whore for this Dix?

 

[bono_212]

You're killin' me, Cin. You're really killin' me.

 

[Cin]

Illinois Dix aint the one for me. Sure I'll give it a go but it's just not the right fit.

 

[Axver]

Illinois Dix aint the one for me. Sure I'll give it a go but it's just not the right fit.

I wonder if we can find the right Dix somewhere in the world for you.

 

[Cin]

Population of 494? This particular Dix is too small for my liking. Sure it's what you do with the area that matters but sometimes small is tooooo small.

 

[bono_212]

Well, I'm going to bed. Enjoy the tiny Dix.

 

[Cin]

I wonder if we can find the right Dix somewhere in the world for you.

I thought I'd found it but alas, I grew bored. Trying another but the current mayoress refuses to make way for a new contender, but I'll give her a run for her money.
The perfect Dix has to be out there somewhere.

 

[Cin]

Well, I'm going to bed. Enjoy the tiny Dix.

Nighty night Ash. When you wake teeny Dix will just be a memory.

 

[Axver]

Sweet dreams about Dix, Ashley.

 

[Cin]

Ahh Ax, I love that your intellect dwarves mine but we can still giggle at immature things together.

We're bonding over tiny Dix.

 

[Cin]

Sooooo excited about moving house.

 

[Axver]

Ahh Ax, I love that your intellect dwarves mine but we can still giggle at immature things together.

We're bonding over tiny Dix.

See, tiny Dix can be a force for good if used properly!

 

[Axver]

Sooooo excited about moving house.

There won't be anyone to question your choice in Dix then.

 

[Cin]

See, tiny Dix can be a force for good if used properly!

Only a man would say that.

There won't be anyone to question your choice in Dix then.

Precisely. Illinois one day, Dix Hills New York the next. I tend to stick with my preferred Dix for a while.

 

[Axver]

So, I just discovered something on Google Maps. In the town of Kinston, North Carolina, there is a street called Balls ... just across a river from Pink Hill Road.

 

[Cin]

You just stumbled across balls while randomly searching the intarwebz?

 

[Axver]

You just stumbled across balls while randomly searching the intarwebz?

No, I was looking up words on Google Maps to try to find something appropriate to follow this thread.

The best thing is how it's in Kinston, implying these Balls and Pink Hills are involved in incest of some description.

 

[Cin]

If the techtonic plates moved Ball Street and Pink Hills would collide spectacularly.

 

[Cin]

Are they even called techtonic plates? Mr Cin said that's what they were called. You know what I mean anyway.

 

[Axver]

The base of the Pink Hills is already wet too.

I decided to look at Balls and Pink Hills on the satellite view. It appears that since the area survey was put on Google Maps, it has been re-zoned and a shed has been built where the gazetted street of Balls was ... but I'll use it for the next thread anyway.

 

[Axver]

Are they even called techtonic plates? Mr Cin said that's what they were called. You know what I mean anyway.

"Tectonic", otherwise yes.

 

[Cin]

"Tectonic", otherwise yes.

thankyou.

 

[Axver]

Anyway, Cin, let's bring this Dix to its climax.

 

[Cin]

We're gonna finish this baby tonight!! Is this the longest thread ever?

 

[Axver]

I think one or two of the other recent slooow threads were longer.

 

[Cin]

Anyway, Cin, let's bring this Dix to its climax.

Now the pressures on I've gone all nervous and don't know quite what to do.
I'm usually so good at finishing things off.