the tourist
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You know how Disney puts their movies into "the vault" for years to try to get people to buy up their movies really quickly (or face not seeing singing dancing mice for many years)? What if they started buying the patents to various everyday things that can be sold in store and put those things into "the vault?" Can you imagine it?
"Buy your toilet paper by January 31st--before it goes back into THE VAULT!"
"Buy your chess board before Disney puts it back into THE VAULT!"
"Buy your girlfriend a diamond ring before diamonds go into THE VAULT!"
"Buy yourself a new set of spoons--before they go back into THE VAULT!"
"Buy your toilet paper by January 31st--before it goes back into THE VAULT!"
"Buy your chess board before Disney puts it back into THE VAULT!"
"Buy your girlfriend a diamond ring before diamonds go into THE VAULT!"
"Buy yourself a new set of spoons--before they go back into THE VAULT!"