Dildo, Newfoundland Superthread

[the tourist]

That was, imo, a classic superthread.

It was. It really was.

 

[Axver]

what on earth would his folks think if we sent him home looking like that??

LET'S DO IT.

Oh, and I never did ask how insane his mother was. Inquiring minds wish to know.

 

[coolian2]

It was. It really was.

Which one was it again?

 

[Axver]

I love how you lot fondly remember your own stupidity.

 

[mysterious_jen]

LET'S DO IT.

Oh, and I never did ask how insane his mother was. Inquiring minds wish to know.

her name is also jenny.



shes fucked.

 

[Cin]

her name is also jenny.



shes fucked.

I thought she was nice but she seemed reeaalllyy nervous about letting poor Dan out of her sight

 

[the tourist]

Which one was it again?

I don't remember.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I thought she was nice but she seemed reeaalllyy nervous about letting poor Dan out of her sight

i was joking! her concern was that we would drug him ! only if the night was going reallly well

 

[Axver]

her name is also jenny.



shes fucked.

By the sounds of things, I'm impressed you actually managed to get him away from her clutches.

 

[Axver]

I thought she was nice but she seemed reeaalllyy nervous about letting poor Dan out of her sight

Oh, so she wasn't a freaky "OMG HEATHENS/STALKERS/PEOPLE" kind of person?

Well, that's not so exciting after all!

 

[Cin]

i was joking! her concern was that we would drug him ! only if the night was going reallly well

she should have realised that we wouldn't drug him on the first night, then he'd never be allowed out again!!

 

[Axver]

OK, next time, Danny's going home in a frilly dress, high heels, clutching a pink handbag, totally stoned.

 

[mysterious_jen]

OK, next time, Danny's going home in a frilly dress, high heels, clutching a pink handbag, totally stoned.

give me a real challenge !

 

[Cin]

OK, next time, Danny's going home in a frilly dress, high heels, clutching a pink handbag, totally stoned.

well I don't have any frilly dresses, high heels or pink handbags . . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

[mysterious_jen]

well I don't have any frilly dresses, high heels or pink handbags . . . . . . . . . . . . .

im sure i could find something black lacy and equivalent

 

[coolian2]

give me a real challenge !

And with a middle eastern country stamp in his passport.

 

[mysterious_jen]

And with a middle eastern country stamp in his passport.

thats more like it !

 

[Axver]

well I don't have any frilly dresses, high heels or pink handbags . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Even if that were true, you've got your precious eBay.

 

[Cin]

Even if that were true, you've got your precious eBay.

I do have one pair of high heels but they are black and clunky and not very feminine

pink cons on the other hand are in plentiful supply

 

[Axver]

give me a real challenge !

Next time, Axver's going home drunk.

Bet you can't do it.

 

[Axver]

I do have one pair of high heels but they are black and clunky and not very feminine

pink cons on the other hand are in plentiful supply

Not very feminine? Might ever so slightly reduce his mother's horror.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Next time, Axver's going home drunk.

Bet you can't do it.

pfffft . eassssssssssy !


you need to change to spirits boy

 

[Cin]

pfffft . eassssssssssy !


you need to change to spirits boy

shots and plenty of them

 

[Axver]

pfffft . eassssssssssy !


you need to change to spirits boy

You clearly have never tried to get me to spend money!

This is why I don't drink alcohol much. It costs money and I have a hard time justifying it.

 

[Cin]

I'mm off to eat tea, do washing & sewing and watch the telly. Might be back later

 

[Axver]

Ah, essays. Such a source of productivity. Instead of trying to compress the causes of terrorism into 1,000 words, I've changed some of the water in my fishtank.

Now to do the dishes ...

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, cin!

 

[mysterious_jen]

Ah, essays. Such a source of productivity. Instead of trying to compress the causes of terrorism into 1,000 words, I've changed some of the water in my fishtank.

Now to do the dishes ...

sweet sweet procrastination. what kind of fish do you have ax?

 

[mysterious_jen]

byeee cin

 

[mysterious_jen]

OMG .



i just inhaled half my drink


cough cough cough cough , had to spit the whole lot out.

argh.