Climax, Saskatchewan Superthread

[Reggo]

*dozes for half a second, wakes up startled* Damn it.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I feel bad for Superthreaders that haven't seen the movie.


Don't stay quiet just because you don't get our in-jokes! We're only doing it because we're boring and no one else is talking.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Thank god we reached the new page. Everytime I refreshed on the old one, it brought me back to the post about Christopher Meloni's penis

 

[bono_212]

I feel bad for Superthreaders that haven't seen the movie.


Don't stay quiet just because you don't get our in-jokes! We're only doing it because we're boring and no one else is talking.

pshhh! I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain.

 

[Reggo]

Do you like getting fucked by The Real Estate King?
Yes, your majesty!

 

[bono_212]

Do you like getting fucked by The Real Estate King?
Yes, your majesty!

The royal treatment, so to speak

 

[Reggo]

Thank god we reached the new page. Everytime I refreshed on the old one, it brought me back to the post about Christopher Meloni's penis

I've seen Kevin Bacon's penis. I remember it being disappointing.

Kevin Bacon totally looks like Larry Mullen, y/n?

 

[bono_212]

I've seen Kevin Bacon's penis. I remember it being disappointing.

Kevin Bacon totally looks like Larry Mullen, y/n?

Honest to God, I think Peter Sarsgaard's manbits were the first I ever ever saw.


ETA wait i take that back...forgot about Dylan

 

[Reggo]

Honest to God, I think Peter Sarsgaard's manbits were the first I ever ever saw.

Kinsey?

The only penis I wish I could unsee would be Harvey Keitel's in The Piano. No thank you.

My first would probably be John Lennon. "Two Virgins" album cover.

 

[bono_212]

Kinsey?

The only penis I wish I could unsee would be Harvey Keitel's in The Piano. No thank you.

My first would probably be John Lennon. "Two Virgins" album cover.

HARVEY KEITEL????? DO NOT WANT

 

[Jackson Vox]

Im throughly confused

 

[bono_212]

Hello Jackson

 

[Jackson Vox]

Hello Jackson

Hello


I'm gonna throw this out there...


The first manbits I'd ever seen


probably my own.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I've seen Kevin Bacon's penis. I remember it being disappointing.

Kevin Bacon totally looks like Larry Mullen, y/n?

Oh god I want to unsee his too

It's like he got to a certain age and just decided to start stripping down in every movie.



The first I ever saw was some random dude on HBO when I was a kid. The first I ever saw in person was some perve that stopped to ask me for directions while I was walking my dog, and then whipped it out

 

[bono_212]

Hello


I'm gonna throw this out there...


The first manbits I'd ever seen


probably my own.

That's hardly fair

 

[Reggo]

Shit, cock, fuck, damn it, and other festive words.

I'm going to have to turn down my promotion due to the schedule.



I wish they'd know all the goddamn details before pulling this kind of shit.

 

[bono_212]

Oh god I want to unsee his too

It's like he got to a certain age and just decided to start stripping down in every movie.



The first I ever saw was some random dude on HBO when I was a kid. The first I ever saw in person was some perve that stopped to ask me for directions while I was walking my dog, and then whipped it out

Every aspect of this post

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Every aspect of this post

Don't laugh at that last one. It traumatized me at the time.

 

[bono_212]

Shit, cock, fuck, damn it, and other festive words.

I'm going to have to turn down my promotion due to the schedule.



I wish they'd know all the goddamn details before pulling this kind of shit.

What happened?

 

[bono_212]

Don't laugh at that last one. It traumatized me at the time.

Oh I'm sure, but can I at least giggle a little NOW?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh I'm sure, but can I at least giggle a little NOW?

Yeah, now. Still, I hope bad things have happened to that man.

 

[Reggo]

What happened?

They told us we'd be able to work our regular schedules, but it turns out we won't. So I'm screwed.

 

[bono_212]

Yeah, now. Still, I hope bad things have happened to that man.

I'm sure he was jailed for something years ago....or he lives in Chicago under the pseudonym GirlsAloudFan

 

[LemonMelon]

*reads discussion about Harvey Keitel's penis*

*curls up into fetal position, cries*

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

*reads discussion about Harvey Keitel's penis*

*curls up into fetal position, cries*

 

[Reggo]

*reads discussion about Harvey Keitel's penis*

*curls up into fetal position, cries*

Hey, traviud!

I, for some reason unknown to me, though you were Lemonchick for, like, two whole seconds.

God, I'm tired. I'm going to bed!

Night.

 

[LemonMelon]

I, for some reason unknown to me, though you were Lemonchick for, like, two whole seconds.

I think my post would have made sense no matter who wrote it. It's a universal sentiment.

Night.

 

[bono_212]

*reads discussion about Harvey Keitel's penis*

*curls up into fetal position, cries*

Know what's worse?

I possibly got curious enough to open a google window... make it go away please

 

[bono_212]

damn, was gonna ask reggo a question, but she's gone

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'm sure he was jailed for something years ago....or he lives in Chicago under the pseudonym GirlsAloudFan

Okay, you made me smile


Now two to possibly make LM smile (he needs it) :

(it took me forever to notice the sign is in front of water and to thus fully get the joke)

Anyone that's ever had a cat will fully understand.