Caption Thread #9

[kafrun]

: Debt relief is kinda like, uhh.. kinda liiiiike... Kinda like beachballs. For example, imagine the world is filled with beach balls.. Oh wow.......................



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Oh wow, I just had a mental picture....................................





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Uuuh, I lost my train of thought............................................

 

[waynetravis]

^

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Kafrun, you win EVERYTHING! I want to give you like, my entire collection of plastic necklaces... I have like fifty!

 

[kafrun]

Kafrun, you win EVERYTHING! I want to give you like, my entire collection of plastic necklaces... I have like fifty!

Fifty..

 

[kafrun]

Reporter: Wow.. I'd heard Bono was smaller in person, but I didn't think he was THAT small
: Hey, where's my thimble of coffee already??

 

[nikkyjade]

it was well worth following you in here

 

[waynetravis]

Kafrun

more, please!

 

[kafrun]

More to come later I'm all captioned-out.


Ok that's a lie, but I have to go do real world stuff right now

 

[enajh2]

"Can I write the theme tune?....Sing the theme tune?...de doo doo de doo"

 

[waynetravis]

it took me a while to understand the caption, but now i get it

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

The true story behind The Sweetest Thing video, revealed:

Ali: Okay, so you're saying I can have anything I want in this video?
Bono: Yup.
Ali: Okay, I want you to dress like Elvis Costello.
Bono: Okay... I can do that. He's okay.
Ali: Hmm, and I want an elephant.
Bono: Alright, I like elephants
Ali: I think I want BoyZone as well.
Bono: I'm pretty sure we could get them.
Ali: And Riverdancers.
Bono: Okay, it's getting a little bit expensive, but okay.
Ali: You said I could have anything, right?
Bono: Right.
Ali: I want strippers.
Bono: Strippers?
Ali: Yes.
Bono: Okay, maybe we can get the girls we had in the Discotheque video..
Ali: Male strippers...
Bono: ...
Ali: You said I could have anything I wanted!

Bono: **facepalm**

 

[Smilla]

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

to kafrun!

All of them are great - but the Mr. Hand joke. I'm wiping tears from my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Panicked, Bono tried to wing it without his cue cards..

: Uuuh, so Mr. Hand, what do you think about debt relief?

*high-pitched voice* Oh debt relief is a GREAT thing Mr. Bono!

UMMMM So normally I'd have drawn a little face on there, but you get the idea.. So uhhh, Mr. Hand, tell me more about the One campaign..

Audience:

I could just image Bono doing something like this!!

 

[Galeongirl]

thank you kafrun for making this miserable day a bit better

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

B: 'ok, 2 outta 3'
GM: 'haha, you don't get it, Bono! When you're dead, lie down!!'

Devestated by this incident, Bono decides to pursue a new sport: Thumb wrestling. He tries it first on himself, to master the art.

<muttering>: 1, 2, 3, 14, I declare a thumb war...wait. That doesn't rhyme. Ah, how'd it go again??? Oh well. I have to find something new to call it. War isn't good anyway. I have to get one thumb pinned under the other thumb

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Psst! Wanna play a new game with me? I invented it!

<obasanjo>: Bono, not now! We're announcing our strategies for the coming year!

: Please??? Please??? Don't make me do puppy face on you!

<obasanjo>: Oh alright.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Okay cool! So what you do is try to pin my thumb under your thumb.
<obasanjo>: Oh, thumb war? Sure!
: No! No! It's not thumb war! I call it, "Smash the H chord!"
<obasanjo> Okay, Bono, whatever you say. Let's play.

<Obasanjo goes on to beat Bono 8-0 in a rousing round of "Smash the H chord">

<obasanjo>: Call it whatever you like, Bono. I whupped your Irish ass at this game!
: Dude, that was harsh. No need to gloat about it! <pouts>

 

[BonoFox1]

Reporter: Wow.. I'd heard Bono was smaller in person, but I didn't think he was THAT small
: Hey, where's my thimble of coffee already??

HA HA HA!!! This one nearly killed me!!!!

 

[cruzila]

Reporter: Wow.. I'd heard Bono was smaller in person, but I didn't think he was THAT small
: Hey, where's my thimble of coffee already??

 

[Galeongirl]

: Okay cool! So what you do is try to pin my thumb under your thumb.
<obasanjo>: Oh, thumb war? Sure!
: No! No! It's not thumb war! I call it, "Smash the H chord!"
<obasanjo> Okay, Bono, whatever you say. Let's play.

<Obasanjo goes on to beat Bono 8-0 in a rousing round of "Smash the H chord">

<obasanjo>: Call it whatever you like, Bono. I whupped your Irish ass at this game!
: Dude, that was harsh. No need to gloat about it! <pouts>

 

[SimplyConfused]

^ So true


Panicked, Bono tried to wing it without his cue cards..

: Uuuh, so Mr. Hand, what do you think about debt relief?

*high-pitched voice* Oh debt relief is a GREAT thing Mr. Bono!

UMMMM So normally I'd have drawn a little face on there, but you get the idea.. So uhhh, Mr. Hand, tell me more about the One campaign..

Audience:

He blatantly was doing that anyway. How else do you explain the picture?

 

[enajh2]

A magic trick perhaps?

 

[Targon1991]

SONIC!

sry...


great captions kafrun and enveryone else

 

[Ava79]

Oh dear, it's DANGEROUS to read this thread! I laughed so loud that my mom came to see if something was wrong with me! And she was convinced that I've finally lost it when all I could say was "Bono...Mr.Hand... "

Thank you for the amazing captions everybody!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: At least I know how to tie a tie, unlike some other people I know. Suck on it, Bono!


BTW - purple tie My favorite.

 

[kafrun]

^ k........... now Lemon Grrrrrl is TRYING TO KILL ME




Btw, you had the same idea as me with the World Economic Forum pics Guess I can scrap that caption

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Bono doesn't know this, but when he was trying to figure out the H chord, I was taping the whole thing in his room the entire time! Adam, Larry, and I like to play it when Bono's not around and we need a good laugh. Wanna listen?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^ k........... now Lemon Grrrrrl is TRYING TO KILL ME




Btw, you had the same idea as me with the World Economic Forum pics Guess I can scrap that caption

I can barely feel worthy to tuck at your hem, kafrun.

Great minds, you know...great minds.

 

[waynetravis]

: Bono doesn't know this, but when he was trying to figure out the H chord, I was taping the whole thing in his room the entire time! Adam, Larry, and I like to play it when Bono's not around and we need a good laugh. Wanna listen?