Caption Thread #5
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U2MaNaIcWeIdO
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Wow...no wonder I feel like I'm running dry...all of these captions are getting better and better! 
rockbaby
The Fly
Hey, LG - just checked out U2captions.com.
Looks good so far!
LMAO @ Zaphod BeebleBono... whoever thought that up deserves thanks!
I miss Douglas Adams...
Looks good so far!
LMAO @ Zaphod BeebleBono... whoever thought that up deserves thanks!
I miss Douglas Adams... 
U2Girl1978
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Lemon Grrrrrl said:
: Good going, Bono.
: Shutup, Edge.
: Just had to play a practical joke on Ali, didn't ya? Just had to drag all of us into it, didn't ya?
: Cool! I can see my house from here!
!!!
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
B: Oh wow! I can see a beachball on me roof!
The rest:
AtomicBono
ONE love, blood, life
MBS said:
Alright, so if the Molarity of HCL(aq) is 2.0M and it takes 25mL of NaOH to reach the equivalence point.....then to find the molarity of NaOH all I have to do is...........
Ask Edge.
Brought to you by:
A poor lass studying for her chem midterm
classic!! good luck on the midterm...chemistry always confused me...but it was tight cuz we had to do this project where we made a "happy birthday mole" card (with that 6.02x10^23 stuff) and so I drew U2 singing Elevation and my teacher hung it up for the rest of the year cuz his favourite band was U2, and he was hot 
Bono: Wow, you're really short. I mean, look, I'm sitting down and I'm STILL taller than you.
Girl:
mister, you've got some big soles on those shoes there...
AtomicBono
ONE love, blood, life
Bono: ...and now since I'm tired, er, I mean, so the PLEBAns can...err...because I'm drun...no, no, wait, that's not it...em...now...now The Edge is going to play a 35 minute solo version of Acrobat.
Edge: ...I...am...?...I...don't remember this in the setlist...
Bono: Right...well...while you do that, I'm going to go...uhh... take a nap...I mean...find the PLEBAns...err... end world poverty, yeah...
Larry: B-O-N-O-!!
Bono: ...y...yeah?
Larry: GET BACK HERE!! you are SO not pulling that PLEBAn thing again.
Bono: man...caught again...time out for 10 minutes...
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Miringeltje
An Interferer
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Excellent, Atomic.
Very good one.
That sure made me
Excellent, Atomic.
Very good one.
That sure made me
*sofia*
Refugee
great, AtomicBono!
Golightly Grrl
Refugee
Miringeltje said:
*thinking* Good, I'm no longer the shortest person in the room!
Snarking on Bono's shortness never gets old. And he looks like he has to pee!
Fashionista moment: I really like Anton's scarf.
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Crimson_Nails
The Fly
LONG LIVE THE CAPTION THREADS!!!
They have to be the best on the planet! I really need to make some up of my own....
They have to be the best on the planet! I really need to make some up of my own....
Sad_Girl
Blue Crack Supplier
I told you we shouldn't let Adam eat at Taco Bell, but Noooo! You said What's the harm? Nobody ever listens to me 
*thinking* I hate it when Larry's right! If I figure the number of burritos he ate and the average rate of digestion... *thinking* My plan to get my own private car on the train is working! 
tuwie
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
^^ LOL!!! <3<3
Merc
Rock n' Roll Doggie
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Max_theHitman
Refugee
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Funny things goin´on in here (as usual)
Thanks for the jokes
Funny things goin´on in here (as usual)
Thanks for the jokes
Max_theHitman
Refugee
Meghan said:
Conan: Can you remember the first beachball you ever held?
Bono: *drifts deep into memory* Oh yes..... God, she was beautiful.....
Bono: I remember me Da' telling me he'd bought me something really special for Christmas that year. Told me to cover me eyes, but I peaked, and there she was...... Big and round and perfect......
Conan: Well, Bono, we've organised a little surprise for you. Bring her out guys! Bono, we're presenting you with your very first beachball from all those years ago!
Bono: Ohh! Beachy!! I missed you so much! I love you.... *hugs and kisses beachball*
AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH !!!!
*Max falls of the chair laughing*
One of the best "beachball jokes" I´ve seen
Lemon Grrrrrl
New Yorker
Oh for the love of God! Snapfish was being very, very naughty. Actually I think it's my dial-up right now. But it took me about 40 minutes to post this stupid pic, and now I just don't find it very funny anymore. Lemme know what y'all think.
: Ah, yes, I've finally managed to lure Bono into the trunk and trap him there so I can have all the attention to meself!
: Ah, yes, I've finally managed to lure Bono into the trunk and trap him there so I can have all the attention to meself!
Lemon Grrrrrl
New Yorker
: Eeeeef you're happy and ya know it, clap yah hands!
Meghan
Refugee
40 minutes well spent LG!
Meghan
Refugee
Photoshop sucks right now, so I've had to resort to hotlinking myself 
Bono: You're kidding! This is the number that comes after Three?!
Bono: You're kidding! This is the number that comes after Three?!
Lemon Grrrrrl
New Yorker
Meghan said:Photoshop sucks right now, so I've had to resort to hotlinking myself
For some bizarre reason Dick Cheney just popped into my head.
Thx for the praise Meghan - yours is fabulous as well! I'm lovin' all of them, ladies - keep them coming while we finish up the website!
edge's girl
Acrobat
MBS said:
as i am also studying for an evil chem midterm this struck me as extreamly funny.
MBS
Rock n' Roll Doggie
edge's girl said:
as i am also studying for an evil chem midterm this struck me as extreamly funny.
It's one of those things where you've gotta be there to find it funny.......
Kinda like sitting there doing your midterm, getting stuck and thinking......
What would Edge do??!?!
Good luck!
And I see you're from TO. Did you go to any of the shows?
zooperson
Refugee
thanks, again, for the advice Jesus we're still doing lunch later, right? ok, cool.
(guy in the background) who are they talking to?
zooperson
Refugee
p.s.
you girls are feckin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
you girls are feckin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
edge's girl
Acrobat
MBS said:
It's one of those things where you've gotta be there to find it funny.......
Kinda like sitting there doing your midterm, getting stuck and thinking......
What would Edge do??!?!
I have to admit that I have never done that.
MBS said:
Good luck!
And I see you're from TO. Did you go to any of the shows?
I was at the frist Toronto show, didn't have GA tickets like so many other lucky people though
Lemon Grrrrrl
New Yorker
: Pretty boy.: Shutup you dwarf. Get your arm off me. And button your shirt, for crying out loud. Nobody wants to see your pasty white belly.: Bite me.
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Miringeltje
An Interferer
: WHOA! What's this? I don't believe it!
: Edge was right. At some point in time his hair really was longer than mine. Totally slipped my mind.
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Miringeltje
An Interferer
: Oh, sometimes it's so nice to be me! Look what I got today. Some-one gave me this new LP. I can't wait to get home and listen to it. I'm curious to find out what kind of music this will be.John: Uhm Bono, I had to break it to you, but this is one of your own albums.
Really? 
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