Business Trips ... Are They Legit When There's Closing Involved ??

[phillyfan26]

Clearly this boyfriend is cheating in "Atlanta" (code name for Germany) on his girlfriend (they're both Hispanics, guys) and is in cahoots with his employer and the economy to create a recession, just to make his girlfriend and his girlfriend's friends inexplicably sad. He's horrible. Stop the madness. Where's Bono? Someone get me Bono???

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Edge is in on it too.
That's why he doesn't give tips.


damn him

 

[Matsui]

Theory

Economic times are bad, recession looms. Warehouse man is dating a cling, whiny self absorbed Education Professional (who has THAT part of her life in order) who shares every intimate detail of their personal life with her friend, the Internet Tokyo Rose.

The mill...er warehouse is closing and he has an opportunity to go kick up his heels in Atlanta paid for by his employer
, the evil capitalist scum.

The Whiney one says nay....you can't go, I won't let you. You must stay here with ME and gird your loins for the coming job search.

He says no and she runs to tell every single detail no matter how small to her friend so she can immediately put it onto an internet music fan site for the definitive answer. (this alone is a good reason for healthcare reform. Vote wisely, stop threads like this forever)

Knowing ALL the info I can say


He's running away.

It's the only sane thing to do.

 

[phillyfan26]

So, guys, the RECESSION has been created by:

1. MsMofoGone's girlfriends' boyfriend
2. The Edge
3. The boyfriend's EMPLOYER
4. The Economy

We're heading for a recession because OF them.

Also, stay at home with your families every weekend forever. If not, you'll be talked about on message boards.

 

[No spoken words]

Theory

Economic times are bad, recession looms. Warehouse man is dating a cling, whiny self absorbed Education Professional (who has THAT part of her life in order) who shares every intimate detail of their personal life with her friend, the Internet Tokyo Rose.

The mill...er warehouse is closing and he has an opportunity to go kick up his heels in Atlanta paid for by his employer
, the evil capitalist scum.

The Whiney one says nay....you can't go, I won't let you. You must stay here with ME and gird your loins for the coming job search.

He says no and she runs to tell every single detail no matter how small to her friend so she can immediately put it onto an internet music fan site for the definitive answer. (this alone is a good reason for healthcare reform. Vote wisely, stop threads like this forever)

Knowing ALL the info I can say


He's running away.

It's the only sane thing to do.

Hits lefties as well as he hits righties, plays a solid LF, never misses a game, is clutch....and this......

 

[snowbunny00774]

Theory

Economic times are bad, recession looms. Warehouse man is dating a cling, whiny self absorbed Education Professional (who has THAT part of her life in order) who shares every intimate detail of their personal life with her friend, the Internet Tokyo Rose.

The mill...er warehouse is closing and he has an opportunity to go kick up his heels in Atlanta paid for by his employer
, the evil capitalist scum.

The Whiney one says nay....you can't go, I won't let you. You must stay here with ME and gird your loins for the coming job search.

He says no and she runs to tell every single detail no matter how small to her friend so she can immediately put it onto an internet music fan site for the definitive answer. (this alone is a good reason for healthcare reform. Vote wisely, stop threads like this forever)

Knowing ALL the info I can say


He's running away.

It's the only sane thing to do.

I admired you a few times this summer, and I admire you once again


you should leave this board now, you are destined for greater things :wise:

 

[Doozer61]

did I tell you I was going on a business trip, too?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Wait!

I think there are far more dasterdly deeds afoot!

Has no one considered that this is all an elaborate ploy to keep us all in our homes, intently tracking the happenings of MsMofoGone's sisters borthers friends girlfriend's boyfriend, rather than supporting our COUNTRY, and doing our patriotic duty to SPEND mindlessly (well, we've got the mindless part down pat)....thus, is it not true the MissMofoGone is the SOLE (or soul) cause of the recession?!

We must act before it is too late!

 

[Doozer61]

and I'm hispanic. should Caron be worried?

 

[coolian2]

i think we should be more concerned about the intellectual recession than the economic recession.

ur talkng sht

 

[phillyfan26]

OK ... I laughed because of his 'dumb reasoning' behind taking this trip. My girlfriend doesn't believe he was 'looking out' for himself and his 'BEST interests' within the company issues. She knew he just went on this trip, because he could go. It made absolutely NO difference at all, that the opportunity was made possible because of his employer. He wanted to see the city of Atlanta because he never has been there before ... he didn't care that he was there with the sales managers, corp heads, etc.

Guys, his reasoning is faulty because he could just go thanks to his employer. His employer gave him the opportunity that he wanted an opportunity to go. His girlfriend doesn't understand the opportunity he wants to see the city. Sales pitches. Atlanta is the location that his opportunity to go there was given by his employer. He wants to go see Atlanta, but it doesn't make a difference. It's not in his best interests to leave MsMofoGone all alone for the weeke- sorry, MsMofoGone's friend- because there's a RECESSION. It would be better for the recession's sake and to flip off the company to stay home all weekend. The opportunity he had he wanted. The employer.

 

[snowbunny00774]

and I'm hispanic. should Caron be worried?

if i hadn't met her and liked her? yes

 

[~BrightestStar~]

and I'm hispanic. should Caron be worried?

No,
but I wouldn't trust you naked at sunset in a washroom in havana.



Perhaps Caron should start a thread so we can weigh in once we get all the facts.

 

[Matsui]

So, guys, the RECESSION has been created by:

1. MsMofoGone's girlfriends' boyfriend
2. The Edge
3. The boyfriend's EMPLOYER
4. The Economy

We're heading for a recession because OF them.

Also, stay at home with your families every weekend forever. If not, you'll be talked about on message boards.

you forgot melontinis. They deserve their own bullet point.

While never mentioned directly,I'm sure it was a detail overlooked in the whole documentary of their lives.

 

[coolian2]

So, do we buy more OR less melontinis?

 

[snowbunny00774]

before I support the melontini bullet point, I need to know if non AE non boyfriended peoples get melontinis too?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

I think melontinis is highly selective?

 

[Matsui]

all peoples get melontinis. Some will buy them, some will have them bought FOR them. All, buyers and buyees MUST tip lavishly to avert mockery.

The recession will be prevented only by everyone staying home making and eating scotcharoos.

Scotcharoos are surprisingly tasty.

 

[LMP]

This is like that scene in Fast Times.

Clearly, you all haven't been to Atlanta, Germany.

 

[phillyfan26]

But I am in the United States of RECESSION.

 

[snowbunny00774]

all peoples get melontinis. Some will buy them, some will have them bought FOR them. All, buyers and buyees MUST tip lavishly to avert mockery.

The recession will be prevented only by everyone staying home making and eating scotcharoos.

Scotcharoos are surprisingly tasty.

however, I will support the melontini bullet point. Maybe even italics.

except the BF gets none of course. if he brings the ECONOMY to it's knees BONO would want msmofo's friend to tell him to get on HIS knees


he gets no scotcharoos either. fool.

 

[LMP]

But I am in the United States of RECESSION.

Where the hell is FDR when you need him?

Probably spinning in his grave.

 

[phillyfan26]

FDR has to fight this group of guys: economy, employer, boyfriend.

He just can't handle that type of conspiracy. What THE hell would you do against those odds?

 

[LMP]

We need (real or internet) Ira Steven Behr to crack the case.

 

[phillyfan26]

Or better yet, Chris Carter. He could teach this boyfriend and this employer a lesson or two. He could teach them economics while kicking their ass.

He's so fit!

 

[LMP]

Fuck yeah, man. Fuck yeah.

Look at that:

He just became a white man with white hair for show.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

There's only one thing that can save us now....


Bono.


But he's busy with that africa place, so instead I present you with the next best thing.....

 

[phillyfan26]

Just imaging him kicking the ass of the Heroes cast and crew makes me want to hug my television for hours on end.

Thank you, Chris Carter. Thank you.

 

[phillyfan26]

Friends of Mike Huckabee?

 

[LMP]

Chris Carter / Ira Steven Behr in '08, man.

If Fred Dalton Thompson can do it, so can they.