Bono injured in cycling accident

[bono_212]

This shit just never gets old to me.

It's possible to like the band and still mock them on occasion.

It's possible to joke and still be sympathetic towards Bono's injuries.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[mikal]

This shit just never gets old to me.

It's possible to like the band and still mock them on occasion.

It's possible to joke and still be sympathetic towards Bono's injuries.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Exactly.

Hell, I'm going through a pretty intense personal situation at the moment, and joking about it has been a fantastic way to maintain my mental toughness.

I still worry about dying by randomly falling over though.

 

[david]

When my femur was broken in 1992 after being hit by a car the first person to crack a joke about it with my family was me, at the hospital, 1 hour after the accident.

 

[bobsaget77]

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[Hewson]

I've actually purchased a helmet for all daily activities. Sure, it's a little ackward during work meetings, but at least I feel safe now. Since Bono's accident, I've been having anxiety attacks about dying.

 

[Galeongirl]

This shit just never gets old to me.

It's possible to like the band and still mock them on occasion.

It's possible to joke and still be sympathetic towards Bono's injuries.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No this is absolutely unacceptable! We must drool over the band and everything they do AT ALL TIMES! Jokes are not allowed.

When my femur was broken in 1992 after being hit by a car the first person to crack a joke about it with my family was me, at the hospital, 1 hour after the accident.

It broke and you ... cracked.. a joke?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The irony of course is that the members of u2 all seem to be pretty self deprecating, as many Irish are...

But no, let's get all cranky pants over a joke.

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[david]

People need 2 stop throwin shade yo.

 

[biff]

As a gesture of good fandom and solidarity with Bono, I just broke my face.

 

[prbiker15]

 

[gvox]

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[mikal]

Making jabs at U2 is as easy as riding a bike.

 

[gareth brown]

Best one yet.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

Making jabs at U2 is as easy as riding a bike.

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[RaisedByWolves]

Lance Armstrong couldn't buy this type of cycling media attention now

 

[LemonMelon]

Go to bed.

Put a shirt on.

 

[YBORCITY]

As a gesture of good fandom and solidarity with Bono, I just broke my face.

See , this is exactly what we need around here, someone willing to break one's face for the cause.... the rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[gvox]

Does breaking someone else's face count? Did mine already


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[YBORCITY]

Does breaking someone else's face count? Did mine already


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As long if it's with pavement,it's acceptable

 

[thavidesco]

Still no news about Bono? He is probably suffering badly in Hospital, poor Bono...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/09/2...se-chaos-of-central-parks-loop.html?referrer=

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[Hewson]

Still no news about Bono? He is probably suffering badly in Hospital, poor Bono...

Aside from Bono himself saying he was fine, no, nothing, so yeah since he said he's fine he must be suffering badly.

Ebola is What Happens When Promises Are Broken | Bono

I started writing this last week and find myself finishing it from a New York hospital where I've just had surgeries for getting smashed up in a bike accident. The quality of care is excellent ... for a jumble of broken bones that are a long way from life-threatening.

 

[last unicorn]

Where exactly in this piece does he say he was "fine"?

But probably Bono would say he's fine even if he's far from fine because he's the type of guy who doesn't want other people worrying about him. He's a tough guy and doesn't complain.

 

[djerdap]

You know him so well.

 

[Hewson]

Where exactly in this piece does he say he was "fine"?

But probably Bono would say he's fine even if he's far from fine because he's the type of guy who doesn't want other people worrying about him. He's a tough guy and doesn't complain.

You're right he clearly typed that from life support to make his fans feel good. Now the lack of further info means Larry pulled the plug.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Bono got mono from Alyssa Milano.

 

[PhilsFan]

he's the type of guy

My eyes rolled so far back into my head that my nerves severed and I am now blind.

 

[Musikwala]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

My eyes rolled so far back into my head that my nerves severed and I am now blind.

 

[gvox]

But probably Bono would say he's fine even if he's far from fine because he's the type of guy who doesn't want other people worrying about him. He's a tough guy and doesn't complain.

How, I mean, aside from your self-designated Bono Expert job title - in the ever-lovin-fuck do you actually know this?

Next time you want to write something about him, please say to yourself: "do I really know this or am I just making this shit up as I go along?"

Please. I beg of you.


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