The Case Of The Missing Shirts
Tipped off by www.swankyrockstar.com/boudoir/bono.htm the police have finally arrested the man responsible for stealing Marina's soccer jersey. After a thorough search of the premises the police have found over a hundred missing shirts in the rock star's closet. Thousands of sharpies also materialized as well as many other items, some from the rich and famous. Among them are Michael's Jackson's gloves, RuPaul's wig, Elvis's Harley, Costello's shades, Madonna's gold tooth, Elton John's feather outfit, George Michael's tiny pink shorts, and more surprisingly Beyoncee Knowles, from the pop group Destiny's Child, was also found in his closet.
Adam, the band's bassist, was quoted saying "At least he didn't get the pants." When asked how these things got there Bono responded "I have no idea, I just had some red wine and it was there." Court hearing is scheduled for next week and Peter Buck is expected to provide character witness.
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Long live the lemon!!!
[This message has been edited by mbi16 (edited 04-15-2002).]
Tipped off by www.swankyrockstar.com/boudoir/bono.htm the police have finally arrested the man responsible for stealing Marina's soccer jersey. After a thorough search of the premises the police have found over a hundred missing shirts in the rock star's closet. Thousands of sharpies also materialized as well as many other items, some from the rich and famous. Among them are Michael's Jackson's gloves, RuPaul's wig, Elvis's Harley, Costello's shades, Madonna's gold tooth, Elton John's feather outfit, George Michael's tiny pink shorts, and more surprisingly Beyoncee Knowles, from the pop group Destiny's Child, was also found in his closet.
Adam, the band's bassist, was quoted saying "At least he didn't get the pants." When asked how these things got there Bono responded "I have no idea, I just had some red wine and it was there." Court hearing is scheduled for next week and Peter Buck is expected to provide character witness.
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Long live the lemon!!!
[This message has been edited by mbi16 (edited 04-15-2002).]