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I Serve Larry's Stick
If you had to choose one, which would it be and why?
UberBeaver said:Blackberries only are good for a few days, so if you don't eat them right quick, they got soggy and nasty and attract bugs. However, if you get a nice ripe batch, it's some good eats.
Sidekicks usually tend to get into more than trouble than they're worth. However, my life has been saved from impending doom by my sidekick more than once. Like the time Dr. Lemonseed tried to choke me - my trusty sidekick did step it up and bail me out. And I can't forget the time I was chained up and held over a volcano about to erupt and my sidekick flew in on a glider and set me free...of course he then crashed into the jungle. And there are all sorts of nasty bugs and spiders and shit in the jungle. Ugh...I hate spiders. And jungles.
Sooooo, I'd go with the blackberry. No jungles, no spiders. And you don't have to do their laundry or sit up with them all night when they cry.