Ah, my human friend, are you referring to alteregos such as my apey self?
I am a vehicle by which silliness is expressed, and I am just a fun old ape to be. I originated in a story, a story of a great escape of apes, a story that was never finished. But my overpolite demeanour, borderline senility, and potential as Bono's imaginary helper ape led me to be adopted by an interferencer (not the author of the story, oh no, not she) as an alterego, and here I have had a most pleasant existence.
Yes, indeed. It's fun to be me, to ride about in my banana bike, and correct people when they misspell the word "weird" as "wierd" (my fellow primates, remember: WE are WEird!!)
I am a firm believer in primate solidarity, I enjoy riding about in my handy banana-bike, and I love to tell stories of my past. I do miss my barcalounger-- it was appropriated by those pirates before Grams and I stole their ship and voyaged around the world. Ah, well, one cannot have everything.
I leave you with:
*banana of friendship*
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"You might say I'm the 'top banana'!" ~ myself