Se7en
Rock n' Roll Doggie
so this one time i'm taking a deuce right and it happened to be a little chilly in the bathroom. so, let's be honest, there was some shrinkage. anyway. i look down, and to my dismay...i see an unexplained lump on ol' righty. so i immediately freak out. hernia? cancer? unexplained cyst?
i schedule an appointment to see a doc on campus asap.
after being thoroughly violated he says i MIGHT have a hernia on my right side...i might want to see a surgeon.
so i see the surgeon.
after being thoroughly violated AGAIN he says i'm a fine, healthy young man. nothing to worry about. he says a vein probably just got caught between righty and the shrunken scrotum.
turns out i'm fine.
i schedule an appointment to see a doc on campus asap.
after being thoroughly violated he says i MIGHT have a hernia on my right side...i might want to see a surgeon.
so i see the surgeon.
after being thoroughly violated AGAIN he says i'm a fine, healthy young man. nothing to worry about. he says a vein probably just got caught between righty and the shrunken scrotum.
turns out i'm fine.