WildHoneyAlways
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It just felt appropriate.
Carrie's first big single was Jesus, Take the Wheel, in which a young mother driving late at night with her wee baby in the backseat is about to get her ass into a car accident.
Instead of slamming on the brakes, or swerving, she throws up her hands and yells "Jesus, take the wheel!"
Sadly, no.
I can't tell you what happens in the song after that, though. Does the young mother make it through? I was always too busy laughing my ass off to listen to the rest of the lyrics.
Sadly, no.
I can't tell you what happens in the song after that, though. Does the young mother make it through? I was always too busy laughing my ass off to listen to the rest of the lyrics.
She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy
With the baby in the backseat
Fifty miles to go and she was running low
On faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year
She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention
She was going way too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning
On a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes
She didn't even have time to cry
She was so scared
She threw her hands up in the air
Jesus, take the wheel!
Take it from my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
Jesus, take the wheel...
It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder
And the car came to a stop
She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat
Sleeping like a rock
And for the first time in a long time
She bowed her head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I've been living my life
I know I've got to change
So from now on tonight...
Jesus, take the wheel!
Take it from my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
Give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
Oh Jesus, take the wheel
Oh, I'm letting go
That's bat-shit crazy.
That's what makes this pic so funny.
Cue the haters...it looks like Miley is going to be the "mentor" for the contestants this week.
Cue the haters...it looks like Miley is going to be the "mentor" for the contestants this week.
ETA: OMG Speaking of Crystal Bowersox, look what she just tweeted! ” Look up “before the music dies. Incredible documentary.” Here’s the synopsis. Think Crystal is making a statement on her surprise mentor?
Yeah, I couldn't listen to Miley Cyrus and her voice of a 67 year old chain smoker for 2 hours