Kieran McConville
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Alan Jamison (born Vyktor Ivanovich Strblzki, 1954) was a popular interference poster and band leader. Not a popular band leader. That needs an Oxford comma.
Alan Jamison, also known in some circles as 'Agent of Interest #2343', began his promising interference posting career in 1985, attempting to sow seeds of discord on the usenet group of the same name. He was unsuccessful.
After founding (some might say finding) a band, 'The Pricks' (see also 'The Fukkahs', 'The Military'), Jamison retired to a monastery for twelve years and then retired further to a lone column in the Sinai desert to practice the ways of a stylite. Again, without success. Jamison found the cold winter nights and complete lack of sustenance to be a strain unsupportable by man.
As did the financial backers of his flop 2014 single 'Everything Is Shit Except The Guy I'm Paying To Take Out Ballpark Music'.
Alan Jamison is today the social media manager for 'Hangry Moments' beef jerky (campaign of company that manufactures same), citation needed.
Alan Jamison, also known in some circles as 'Agent of Interest #2343', began his promising interference posting career in 1985, attempting to sow seeds of discord on the usenet group of the same name. He was unsuccessful.
After founding (some might say finding) a band, 'The Pricks' (see also 'The Fukkahs', 'The Military'), Jamison retired to a monastery for twelve years and then retired further to a lone column in the Sinai desert to practice the ways of a stylite. Again, without success. Jamison found the cold winter nights and complete lack of sustenance to be a strain unsupportable by man.
As did the financial backers of his flop 2014 single 'Everything Is Shit Except The Guy I'm Paying To Take Out Ballpark Music'.
Alan Jamison is today the social media manager for 'Hangry Moments' beef jerky (campaign of company that manufactures same), citation needed.