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Well Pitchfork told you they were great, so you must agree, I know.
Again, if Pitchfork gave this a horrible review, you would think it was shit.
If there is no melody, Pitchfork will usually love it.
Many of the reviewers are trying to assess U2 as if they are an indie band constrained by a sub-genre as specific a black-metal-shoegaze. Bands like U2 can certainly borrow bits from these genres, but they don't make entire songs and albums in these genres. They are "bigger" than that.
At this point - U2 needs to be evaluated in the same way we would evaluate The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin...etc. I would bet this current batch of critics would blast "Hey Jude" for being too melodic or "Here Come the Sun" for being too polished.