Album 13: [Insert News Here]

[Registered Dude]

there is no dark, only LIGHT

 

[mikal]

If the album is called "The Light", this is even more proof that this is a concept album about LOST.

 

[chork]

Here's why I need concrete information right fucking now:

I have a disease called trigeminal neuralgia. Google it. It's the worst pain known to medical science, nicknamed "the suicide disease" because sometimes the pain gets so bad that people feel there's no recourse and off themselves. It fucking blows. Hard.

My episodes of pain are getting worse and more frequent. I have two little kids and a full-time job. I need this shit to cease.

There's a brain surgery that may work to relieve the pain. The recovery time is 3-4 months. This means no activity for the bulk of that time.

I want to schedule this surgery. But as soon as I do, I know damned well that the boys will announce a tour schedule that will conflict with it. I'll be laid up and the rest of you lot will be at gigs. That'll just take the fucking cake.

I'm going to write an open letter to U2 pleading for dates before I book myself in to have my brain opened up.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

I don't think it's the album. I think it's supposed to be a song title.

Either way the puns are gonna be hilarious.

Spoiler

 

[jeevey]

Here's why I need concrete information right fucking now:

I have a disease called trigeminal neuralgia. Google it. It's the worst pain known to medical science, nicknamed "the suicide disease" because sometimes the pain gets so bad that people feel there's no recourse and off themselves. It fucking blows. Hard.

My episodes of pain are getting worse and more frequent. I have two little kids and a full-time job. I need this shit to cease.

There's a brain surgery that may work to relieve the pain. The recovery time is 3-4 months. This means no activity for the bulk of that time.

I want to schedule this surgery. But as soon as I do, I know damned well that the boys will announce a tour schedule that will conflict with it. I'll be laid up and the rest of you lot will be at gigs. That'll just take the fucking cake.

I'm going to write an open letter to U2 pleading for dates before I book myself in to have my brain opened up.

Baby. Schedule that thing right now. You know the tour will last more than 3 months. Don't do this to yourself.

 

[Earnie Shavers]

Votes are in and all that's left is the actual show/performances.

They're not actually due in until the week of the awards.

 

[YBORCITY]

Fuck this this mother fucking piece of shit snow. I need FLA sunshine

 

[powerhour24]

Seriously, I was supposed to be working in Haiti/DR this week but had to cancel due to a spate of family issues, I've been rewarded with 3 storms in 10 days.

 

[Nick66]

If the album is called "The Light", this is even more proof that this is a concept album about LOST.

In that case, they really needy to finish recording and get this thing Locked down.

 

[YBORCITY]

I need the THE LIGHT of FLA sunshine

 

[powerhour24]

In that case, they really needy to finish recording and get this thing Locked down.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

Baby. Schedule that thing right now. You know the tour will last more than 3 months. Don't do this to yourself.

Seconded. Get yourself taken care of right now. You have kids. They need you more than U2 does.

 

[YBORCITY]

Baby. Schedule that thing right now. You know the tour will last more than 3 months. Don't do this to yourself.

THIS all day , I don't really give a shit about the snow after reading this.

 

[mama cass]

Fuck this this mother fucking piece of shit snow. I need FLA sunshine

i would love to see some snow and solid ground - here it is mud mud mud, wellie-sucking mud - not funny

 

[gvox]

Here's why I need concrete information right fucking now:

I have a disease called trigeminal neuralgia. Google it. It's the worst pain known to medical science, nicknamed "the suicide disease" because sometimes the pain gets so bad that people feel there's no recourse and off themselves. It fucking blows. Hard.

My episodes of pain are getting worse and more frequent. I have two little kids and a full-time job. I need this shit to cease.

There's a brain surgery that may work to relieve the pain. The recovery time is 3-4 months. This means no activity for the bulk of that time.

I want to schedule this surgery. But as soon as I do, I know damned well that the boys will announce a tour schedule that will conflict with it. I'll be laid up and the rest of you lot will be at gigs. That'll just take the fucking cake.

I'm going to write an open letter to U2 pleading for dates before I book myself in to have my brain opened up.

Get that worked out. If you have severe pain, that would likely limit if not outright prohibit your ability to attend shows, no? Not to mention that nothing is worth more than your health (well maybe that of your kids, I understand that being a parent).

You've got a good few months before anything even remotely resembling a tour begins. Get your surgery.

 

[Diemen]

Baby. Schedule that thing right now. You know the tour will last more than 3 months. Don't do this to yourself.

 

[mama cass]

Here's why I need concrete information right fucking now:

I have a disease called trigeminal neuralgia. Google it. It's the worst pain known to medical science, nicknamed "the suicide disease" because sometimes the pain gets so bad that people feel there's no recourse and off themselves. It fucking blows. Hard.

My episodes of pain are getting worse and more frequent. I have two little kids and a full-time job. I need this shit to cease.

There's a brain surgery that may work to relieve the pain. The recovery time is 3-4 months. This means no activity for the bulk of that time.

I want to schedule this surgery. But as soon as I do, I know damned well that the boys will announce a tour schedule that will conflict with it. I'll be laid up and the rest of you lot will be at gigs. That'll just take the fucking cake.

I'm going to write an open letter to U2 pleading for dates before I book myself in to have my brain opened up.

Baby. Schedule that thing right now. You know the tour will last more than 3 months. Don't do this to yourself.

agree with jeevey!

 

[LadySpinHead]

Chork feel better. Tour will still be there when you're recovered.

 

[Reg McGowan]

Get better Chork ! U2 tour will still be kicking don't worry. What matters now is your health. Your kids need their mom

 

[mikal]

In that case, they really needy to finish recording and get this thing Locked down.

Makes you wonder what really happens when Bono spins his wheel mic.

Sent from my Nexus 5 using U2 Interference mobile app

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

Makes you wonder what really happens when Bono spins his wheel mic.

Sent from my Nexus 5 using U2 Interference mobile app

Someone needs to take this

and add this sound over it

TARDIS sounds - YouTube


....because that's totally what I hear in my head.

 

[trojanchick99]

You all should head to LA. It's 80 degrees and sunny right now. We may have no water, but at least we're warm.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

U2 Eye Summer Release for New Album | Music News | Rolling Stone

 

[powerhour24]

So now Rolling Stone is a blog, paraphrasing the work/interviews of other outlets for hits. As if they weren't insufferable already.

 

[corianderstem]

In their spare time, they enjoy pissing off Drake, which is fine by me.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

So now Rolling Stone is a blog, paraphrasing the work/interviews of other outlets for hits. As if they weren't insufferable already.

I hadn't seen those quotes before. What were they taken from?

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

That guy who hinted at a surprise album drop and then had his tweet removed is dropping hints again!

Tadfir Trail ‏@TadfirTrail Feb 11
Heard a clip of U2's new song today. A lot better than "Invisible".

https://twitter.com/TadfirTrail/status/433276290381406208

I replied to him as well.
https://twitter.com/ClaytonsKitten/status/434026906216722434

So we'll see what happens.

 

[corianderstem]

I hadn't seen those quotes before. What were they taken from?

I think from the Hollywood Reporter article that was out yesterday.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

Yeah, they're all from the Reporter article. I read that thing like 3 different times.

Must be nice that RS can basically steal the entire thing.

 

[corianderstem]

Well, it's not like they claim it's an exclusive interview. It says right up front that it was from "a recent interview," and links to the Hollywood Reporter article.