2021 69th Annual NFL Pick'em: The Poutine Invitational

[Hewson]

Week 17 Results:

DaveC: 13-3 (175-78)
PennyLane PHINS: 13-3 (165-90)
phanan: 13-3 (165-90)
Hewson: 13-3 (160-95)
Zoney: 12-4 (168-87)
LuckyNumber7: 12-4 (163-91)
mikal: 12-4 (158-96)
the tourist: 12-4 (151-104)
U2inUtah: 10-6 (161-92)
GirlsAloudFan: 9-7 (134-92)
Bono_212: 0-0 (133-87)





Headache mauled by a pack of Bears: 0-0 (83-53)

 

[Hewson]

Week 18 (WTF is that?) lineup:

Chiefs/BRONCOS (SATURDAY!)
Cowboys/EAGLES (SATURDAY!)
Bengals/BROWNS
Packers/LIONS
Bears/VIKINGS
Admirals/GIANTS
Colts/JAGUARS
Steelers/RAVENS
Tit ans/TEXANS
Saints/FALCONS
Jets/BILLS
49ers/RAMS
Patriots/DOLPHINS
Seahawks/CARDINALS
Panthers/BUCS
Chargers/RAIDERS

Bye week: AB, MNF

 

[Hewson]

Hewson's week 18 (WTF is That?) selections:

Chefs
Cowboys
Bengals
LIONS
VIKINGS
Washington Admirals
Colts
Steelers
Titans
FALCO
BILLS
RAMS
Pats
CARDS
BUCS
RAIDERS

Tiebreaker: 53

 

[zoney!]

Week 18 (WTF is that?) lineup:

Chiefs (SATURDAY!)
Cowboys (SATURDAY!)
Bengals
Packers
VIKINGS
Groundhogs (WTF WFT)
Colts
RAVENS
Tit ans
FALCONS
BILLS
49ers
DOLPHINS
CARDINALS
BUCS
Chargers

Bye week: FedEx Field railings


Tie Breaker: 52.9993937363489284832989729

 

[mikal]

Chiefs
EAGLES
Bengals
Packers
VIKINGS
Washington Wolves
Colts
RAVENS
Tit ans
Saints
BILLS
RAMS
Patriots
CARDINALS
BUCS
Chargers

 

[the tourist]

Chiefs
Cowboys
BROWNS
Packers
VIKINGS
GIANTS
Colts
Steelers
Titans
Saints
BILLS
RAMS
DOLPHINS
Seahawks
BUCS
Chargers

 

[PennyLanePHINS]

Chiefs
Cowboys
Bengals
LIONS
VIKINGS
Admirals
Colts
RAVENS
Titans
Saints
BILLS
RAMS
DOLPHINS
CARDINALS
BUCS
Chargers

 

[DaveC]

Chiefs
Cowboys
Bengals
Packers
VIKINGS
Wooshing towns
Colts
RAVENS
Titans
FALCONS
BILLS
RAMS
Patriots
CARDINALS
BUCS
Chargers

 

[U2inUtah]

Chiefs
Cowboys

 

[phanan]

Chiefs
Cowboys
Bengals
Packers
VIKINGS
WFT
Colts
RAVENS
Titans
Saints
BILLS
RAMS
Patriots
CARDINALS
BUCS
Chargers

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Bears

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Chiefs
Cowpeople

 

[Hewson]

Cowpeople

 

[LuckyNumber7]

BROWNS
Packers
VIKINGS
Admirals
Colts
Steelers
Tits
Saints
BILLS
RAMS
DOLPHINS
CARDINALS
BUCS
RAIDERS

 

[U2inUtah]

(Chiefs)
(Cowboys)
Bengals
Packers
VIKINGS
Red Hogs
Colts
RAVENS
Tit ans
Saints
BILLS
RAMS
Patriots
CARDINALS
BUCS
Chargers

 

[Hewson]

Week 18 Results:

LuckyNumber7: 12-4 (175-95)
the tourist: 11-5 (162-109)
PennyLane PHINS: 10-6 (175-96)
Hewson: 10-6 (170-101)
Zoney: 9-7 (177-94)
phanan: 8-8 (173-98)
U2inUtah: 8-8 (161-92)
DaveC: 7-9 (182-87)
mikal: 7-9 (165-105)
GirlsAloudFan: 0-1 (134-93)
Bono_212: 0-0 (133-87)





Headache boycotting the 2022 NFL season: 0-0 (83-53)

 

[Hewson]

Final 2021 69th Annual NFL Pick'em The Poutine Invitational Standings:

1. DaveC: 182-87
2. Zoney: 177-94
3. LuckyNumber7: 175-95
4. PennyLane PHINS: 175-96
5. phanan: 173-98
6. Hewson: 170-101
7. mikal: 165-105
8. the tourist: 162-109
9. U2inUtah: 161-92
10. GirlsAloudFan: 134-93
11. Bono_212: 133-87
12. Headache in a Suitcase: 83-53

 

[Hewson]

The Poutine Invitational prize list:

See your place in final standings above and match up your prize. Keep an eye out so porch pirates don't steal your prize upon delivery:

1. The whole poutine filled enchilada (tradition with a twist for this year as this was The Poutine Invitational)
2. 3 airplane pillows
3. A forged perfect attendance letter courtesy of Antonio Brown
4. A week 18 moral victory
5. Coupon for free Sunday brunch at The Copper Door for 4, redeemable through Sunday 1/09/2022
6. $2,869.00 cash
7. A divisional round loss so as to avoid the embarrassment of another title game choke job
8. An umbrella
9. Dinner with Rudy Goebert, masks optional
10. A full six pack of Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda
11. $10,000 cash payable by the winner of the Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda
12. Joe Judge

Tiebreaker:

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Holy shit I really came through the last three weeks

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The Poutine Invitational prize list:

See your place in final standings above and match up your prize. Keep an eye out so porch pirates don't steal your prize upon delivery:


12. Joe Judge

Tiebreaker:

i demand a recount.

 

[Hewson]

i demand a recount.

After a thorough and extensive recount, your prize has been shipped to your residence:

Don't expose him to sunlight, don't let him get wet and most importantly, don't feed him after midnight

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i hate his face

 

[phanan]

The Poutine Invitational prize list:

5. Coupon for free Sunday brunch at The Copper Door for 4, redeemable through Sunday 1/09/2022

I’ve actually never been there…

 

[Hewson]

I’ve actually never been there…

Awesome, now you can enjoy free brunch there until yesterday,

 

[DaveC]

The Poutine Invitational prize list:

See your place in final standings above and match up your prize. Keep an eye out so porch pirates don't steal your prize upon delivery:

1. The whole poutine filled enchilada (tradition with a twist for this year as this was The Poutine Invitational)

my annual poutine now comes in a portable format! we truly live in the future.

 

[U2inUtah]

Week 17 Results:
U2inUtah: 10-6 (161-92)

Week 18 Results:
U2inUtah: 8-8 (161-92)

i demand a recount.

Spoiler

 

[Hewson]

Spoiler

Haha, oh wow there's F up if ever there's been one. Sorry.

 

[Hewson]

Let's try this again:

Week 18 Results:

LuckyNumber7: 12-4 (175-95)
the tourist: 11-5 (162-109)
PennyLane PHINS: 10-6 (175-96)
Hewson: 10-6 (170-101)
Zoney: 9-7 (177-94)
phanan: 8-8 (173-98)
U2inUtah: 8-8 (169-100)
DaveC: 7-9 (182-87)
mikal: 7-9 (165-105)
GirlsAloudFan: 0-1 (134-93)
Bono_212: 0-0 (133-87)





Headache boycotting the 2022 NFL season: 0-0 (83-53)

 

[Hewson]

Amended Final 2021 69th Annual NFL Pick'em The Poutine Invitational Standings:

1. DaveC: 182-87
2. Zoney: 177-94
3. LuckyNumber7: 175-95
4. PennyLane PHINS: 175-96
5. phanan: 173-98
6. Hewson: 170-101
7. U2inUtah: 169-100
8. mikal: 165-105
9. the tourist: 162-109
10. GirlsAloudFan: 134-93
11. Bono_212: 133-87
12. Headache in a Suitcase: 83-53

 

[Hewson]

The revised Poutine Invitational prize list:

See your place in final standings above and match up your prize. Keep an eye out so porch pirates don't steal your prize upon delivery:

1. The whole poutine filled enchilada (tradition with a twist for this year as this was The Poutine Invitational)
2. 3 airplane pillows
3. A forged perfect attendance letter courtesy of Antonio Brown
4. A week 18 moral victory
5. Coupon for free Sunday brunch at The Copper Door for 4, redeemable through Sunday 1/09/2022
6. $2,869.00 cash
7. Dinner with Rudy Goebert, masks optional, extra dessert on the house due to bad calculations
8. A divisional round loss so as to avoid the embarrassment of another title game choke job
9. An umbrella
10. A full six pack of Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda
11. $10,000 cash payable by the winner of the Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda
12. Joe Judge and the horse he rode in on