DreamOutLoud13
Blue Crack Addict
Some toys that make a humming noise at a certain level are fun tbh
Thanks for reminding me that I should probably charge those batteries.
Some toys that make a humming noise at a certain level are fun tbh
Thanks for reminding me that I should probably charge those batteries.
Ah shit I forgot this thread can still be risky with a mouth full of water.
Did you spit or swallow? (Throw it up or choke on it?)
I might just need to smash or seize
Grab me right by the pussy?
Grab me right by the pussy?
Jesus Christ, phone. That was supposed to be "em", not "me". My phone is trying to make me into a pervert.
I just went to an ex on Facebook to say happy birthday, I discovered she'd used today to also get engaged.
I miss breathing.
Jesus fuck
Jesus Christ, phone. That was supposed to be "em", not "me". My phone is trying to make me into a pervert.
I just went to an ex on Facebook to say happy birthday, I discovered she'd used today to also get engaged.
I miss breathing.
The phone knows you better than you know yourself.
(Come on, somebody needed to make a dodgy joke.)
For the longest time the internet thought I was pregnant. So many baby and pregnancy related ads.Not sure what Gmail knows that I don't, given it's advertising engagement rings to me.
Why is writing papers so hard?!