Stage Nickname: The Shaft

[Martinski]

I believe the very tip of the Shaft is where Bono will be popping the champagne bottle each night.

Or just do it like Rammstein?

Can't believe anyone else haven't suggested that yet.

 

[WildHoney]

I've shown the stage design to many of my non U2 friends (yes they exist !! )

They all sniggered and said it looks like a "shaft"

I have no idea what they mean

 

[brooklynmike]

I hope they cover it up before sticking it in all those arenas.


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[Mrs. Garrison]

Hope they bring back 'Do you feel loved' and MOFO

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

I hope they cover it up before sticking it in all those arenas.


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[ClaytonsKitten]

Hope they bring back 'Do you feel loved' and MOFO

If they bring back DYFL the Adam girls will all need a change of clothing. Me included.

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[Mrs. Garrison]

If they bring back DYFL the Adam girls will all need a change of clothing. Me included.

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What about the Adam boys? Don't think they wont....um...ya know.

 

[brooklynmike]

Things could get hairy


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[Wendyandkevinca]

i think it looks like a vander graft generator but somehow, that just does not have the catch that "shaft does". pretty soon, people are going to say they want to get rail near the head of the shaft....or the base...

 

[zoopop]

Playing 'Rocket Man' over the PA will take a whole new meaning...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Mikal's sitting by the taint

 

[mikal]

Can't wait till they erect the stage.

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[Wendyandkevinca]

Can't wait till they erect the stage.

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no....erect the shaft. or the shaft is erect.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

or the shaft is erect.

That one.

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[CosmoKramer]

(RED) Ballz to be precise.

No, they would simply rename it to the "Erection Section"

Tickets would be hard to come by!

I hate myself for laughing while I typed that.


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[DeVaul]

I suppose they could enter the stage to the strains of Come Together.

 

[bono_212]

Who's the black stage that's a sex machine to all the rail skanks?


SHAFT!

I hear the shaft is a bad stage design...

Shut your mouth

but I'm taking about SHAFT

We can dig it

you're damn right

I love you all.

 

[bobsaget77]

Is it true that Viagra is the main tour sponsor?


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[ClaytonsKitten]

No, they would simply rename it to the "Erection Section"

Tickets would be hard to come by!

I hate myself for laughing while I typed that.


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I would seriously consider paying the absurd price for that section if my ticket legit had "Erection Section" on it in print. And I'm loling far too hard at it.

I suppose they could enter the stage to the strains of Come Together.

Come Undone by Duran Duran.

"Who do you need/who do you love/when you come undone?"
*insert utter sarcasm here*

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[mikal]

Hopefully the band isn't too stiff opening night.

 

[brooklynmike]

Is it true that Viagra is the main tour sponsor?


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Yup. Apparently if they play for four hours they gotta go see a doctor.


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[Hewson]

Yup. Apparently if they play for four hours they gotta go see a doctor.


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Well no chance they'll ever have to see a doctor.

 

[brooklynmike]

Hopefully the band isn't too stiff opening night.

Yeah, I hope they don't blow it.


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[Hewson]

Wonder if Bono's arm will be recovered enough to reach around the shaft.

 

[brooklynmike]

I wonder if Terry Lawless will be under the main stage on rusty trombone?


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[Wendyandkevinca]

Wonder if Bono's arm will be recovered enough to reach around the shaft.

probably just scratch the tip of the shaft.

 

[bobsaget77]

I am excited to watch edge shred on the shaft. His solos will really explode.


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[rennowba]

I wonder if we will get innocent condoms?????

 

[Galeongirl]

Is it true that Viagra is the main tour sponsor?


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It's not like Pfizer doesn't have enough cash to sponsor them...

Spoiler

And U2 are nearing that age that they,.. well, you know...

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

I wonder if we will get innocent condoms?????

Nah, we need Experienced ones.

Although you've gotta admit...those bed photos are making an awful lot of sense.

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