Vlad n U 2
Blue Crack Addict
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2008
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You're just jealous because you don't watch the lulz and entertainment that is Eurovision every year.
VLAD. You need one of these! And some vodka.
So true.
And why DOESN'T Vlad have a gallon of vodka?!
Probably not the wisest thing to do to encourage a teenager to drink, but I'll let you off because you're probably both intoxicated anyway.
Yeah, I totally only started drinking this year when I turned 20. Stone cold sober until then
ALL TEENAGERS HSOULD DRINK.
Oh my GOD Vlad. Seriously I've been drinking since I was out of the motherfucking WOMB and it's made my life fucking SUBLIME. What do you have against the pleasures of life anyway? I mean, if you had some indulgence you might actually find you like it and it's a good time and it doesn't harm anybody.
But SERIOUSLY, beeing a teenager and a young adult (and then an older adult, but I'm talking about these stages of life) is all about DRINKING ANF HAVING A GOOD TIME and not wasting your youth on stressing over things, just discovering sall that's good in the world. DISCOVER ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD, VLAD. Don't waste your teenage years. I mean, I wasted mine a bit, not too much since I DRANK, and it's a huge regret. Don't be me when you're 24. Well, when you're 22. If you're me when you're 24 it's actually pretty sweet. But don't become Axver circa 2009.
That's my life advice. I may be drunk but it'll do you well because I'm honest when I'm drunk.